[Dial Tone]
[Numbers being pressed]
Hello, Thank you for calling Disturbing Tha Peace.
To help expodate your call,
please listen carefully to the following options.
If you're calling to listen to a demo tape, press 1.
If you're calling regarding a job, press 2.
If you're calling to borrow money, press 3.
If you're calling to find the nearest weed spot in your area,
press 4.
If you're out of alcohol on Sunday, press 5.
If you need a ho for the evening, press 6.
7.
[Number gets pressed]
You've just pressed 7.
You've been victimized
and introduced to a moral crime
known as t baggin'.
hung out with
Thank you for
calling.
Good luck.
Goodbye.