{If you don't use this nasty stuff don't startBut if youre hopelessly addictedI guess you gotta find something good to say about a bad habitWell hey let's tryHere we go}Copenhagen, it makes me feel so goodCopenhagen, the way I know it shouldWell, I put a little chew in my mouthGo a-spittin' and a-slobberin' all around the houseThat Copenhagen, it makes me feel so goodWell, I took a chew just the other nightAnd it made me feel just fineSo I grabbed my honey babyAnd I pinched her ol' behindShe said, "You better spit out thatChewin' tobaccer if you wanna kissMe on the big ol' smacker"That Copenhagen, it makes me feel so goodCopenhagen, it makes me feel so goodCopenhagen, the way I know it shouldWell, I put a little chew in my mouthGo hackin' and a-gaggin' all around the houseThat Copenhagen, it makes me feel so good, oh yesWell, I was sittin' in a barroomAnd I took a little dipDrinkin' beer and talkin'But I had no place to spitSo I spit a stream out on the floorAnd the bouncer flung me out the doorThat Copenhagen, it makes me feel so goodCopenhagen, it makes me feel so goodCopenhagen, the way I know it shouldI put a little chew in my mouthGo spittin' and a-slobberin' all around the houseThat Copenhagen, it makes me feel so goodIt's a cure all tooCures fits, warts, frecklesCoughs, colds, runny noseGuarantees not to rip, run or snagMakes conception a wonderAnd child birth a pleasureThat's Copenhagen, it makes me feel so goodHow 'bout you?{Man Chris, that sure does beat singingAll them old love songs all the timeWell Toby, that is a love song}