And if his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
They will give him their hearts
Hold it Please hold it
My God Madge you voluptuous New York City slit
Why didn't you tell me before
It was so hard to tell with your little blousey poo on but
Now that I see you I would have helped
I didn't know you were so obviously PREGNANT
I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyond your wildest
Clearasil spattered fantasies
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Girls from all over the world
Flock to write my name on the toilet walls
Of the Whisky A Go Go
For I am Bwana Dik
I am Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik
Yo Me Bwana Dik
Say
My dick is a monster
Give me your heart
Bwana Dik is a legend
Enormous thou art
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start
Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part
My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer baby
To scream up your slit
Steam it
Ream it
Cream it