Valerie Felony needs a chauffeur and a fake ID
And her charming art is larceny
And nothing is fun
Because when all your friends are easy breezy
Down on their knees
Love's just a business
You're so eager to please
So don't be a baby, baby
Don't be a tease
And if you stay over
When I wake, you'd better be gone
Oh, Cindy Facsimile
She's a carbon copied honeybee
And her eyes are wild as PCP
And she's got a gun
And she takes picture in the mirror
As she's been told to do
Jet black mascara as she's staring through you
She's even given herself a nickname, too
But it won't catch on, because it's dumb
And doesn't make sense
And I I I I I know I'm settling for you
And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do
But when we're in this deep
Oh, we know that this much is true
'Cause we're all up and we're still spun
A twelve pack and the damage done
All in all, it's not enough
She drinks cocktails when she wakes up
And her breath smells just like cough syrup
All throughout the day
But Casey Cliche stays away from strays
She likes her dirtbags clean
She likes the right rock n roll
But don't know what it means
In all her glory stories
Nothing's quite as it seams
But even if it's bullshit
From those red lips
I'll trust every word
And I I I I I know I'm settling for you
And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do
But when we're in this deep
Oh, we know that this much is true
'Cause we're all up and we're still spun
A twelve pack and the damage done
I think it's contagious
And I I I I I know I'm settling for you
And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do
But when we're in this deep
Oh, we know that this much is true
'Cause we're all up and we're still spun
A twelve pack and the damage done
And I I I I I know I'm settling for you
And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do
But when we're in this deep
Oh, we know that this much is true
'Cause we're all up and we're still spun
A twelve pack and the damage done