Is she speaking about her uncle
Is she speaking about her Dad
Is she speaking of the cottage on the lake
Is she talking because she’s worried
Is she talking because she’s sad
Is she talking just because, she is fake
It takes up all of her free time
It makes up most of her life
It changes my day too
Because she is my wife
She can’t be left to wonder
She must be up to speed
Staying glued to the tube
Is all she really needs
Let’s get caught up on every single show
The one about the cops and the one about doing blow
How many superheroes you need until you’ve had enough
It’s such a waste of time, we’re almost all caught up
She has a lot to speak of
She has a lot to say
Four shows are set in New York
And six are in L.A.
The water cooler chatter
Is buzzing while I cringe
Why is it okay
To use this drug on a binge?