Welcome to port st. lucie
a nice little hole in the map
suburban sprawl watchin houses go up
as fast as retired folks die
Friday night down at the football game
i hope they don’t sink in the marsh
all the kids are losers and helpless alone
i think i’ll go sulk in my cheaply built home
well everything we do is alright
here in good old port st. lucie
smoking, drinking, watching porn all night
here in good old port st. lucie
When it comes to having fun we’ve got lots of things
malls in other counties and laser bowling
parks no one ever goes to
sidewalks never tread upon
think i’ll go thuggin in my friend's new Honda
baseball bat to the mailbox
go to some parties, get fucked up
get HIV and knock a girl up
All my clothes from the gap make me look so cool
i just finished my fifth year of high school
been a chain smoker since i was eight
blind, deaf, dumb and overweight
all the hot girls dress like little whores
the teachers can’t teach but they still want more
ircc is gonna take me far
and my car stereo is worth more than my car