Mr. Bake-O Adam Sandler

I'm sit'n in my chairWatching my TVIt's not even onBut theres plenty for me to seeI just lit, some crazy ass shitThat my friend overnight mailed to meI'm fuckin wastedIt's the best shit i ever tast...

mr. bake Adam Sandler

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best shi...

Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call Adam Sandler

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"; Student: [Whispering] ";Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: ";Whut!?"

Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Adam Sandler

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"; Student: [Whispering] ";Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: ";Whut!?"

corduroy blues Adam Sandler

big-boned sister irate But now I'm a man And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt 'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone I'm to embarrased to remove my shirt What made a millionaire out of Mr

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

Hi Mr. Chasen!" Mr. Chasen: "Oh, hi Emily. How are you?" Momma: "Oh, the boys threw the frisbee over the fence again. And there it is under the bush." Mr. Chasen: "I'll get it for you."

voodoo Adam Sandler

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake?

Dancin` And Pantsin` Adam Sandler

Piss in the sink Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif What a relief Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell Then spew all over the room With Mr

Dancin' And Pantsin' Adam Sandler

Klink Piss in the sink Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif What a relief Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell Then spew all over the room With Mr

Listenin' To The Radio Adam Sandler

Jean genie Walkin' down the aisle Oh yeah, all right But I got no Mary Jane There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen I'm just a fool in the rain Waitin' on my Billie Jean I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O

sweat beatrice Adam Sandler

a bikini made of purple velour Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour With the smile of Guy LeFleur She got the ups and downs like an elevator But deep inside she's a marshmellow smore Can bake

Sweet Beatrice Adam Sandler

bikini made of purple velour Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour With the smile of Guy LeFleur She got the ups and the downs like an elevator But deep inside she's a marshmallow s'more Can bake

Pibb Goes Surfing Adam Sandler

You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny!

Pibb Tries The Skateboarding Adam Sandler

Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough? Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend! Uh huh... I'm all set to give this skitchboard a whirl!

The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man:] Mr. Gibson?

Calling Home Adam Sandler

Mr. College! Woman:Who's on the phone? Mom:Tyler, mom! Other Man:Let me talk to the superstar! Mom: Okay, here's your brother! Other Man:Thanks, mumsy... Hey shitstains, how's it hangin?

The Chanukah Song Adam Sandler

Paul Newman's half Jewish, Glodie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr

the chanukah song part ii Adam Sandler

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed On the PGA tour No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

The Chanukah Song Part II (Live) Adam Sandler

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed On the PGA tour No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

the chanuka song Adam Sandler

Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr

Best Friend Adam Sandler

When Mr. Koocher's dog ran at me and bit me in the stomach You were playing football so you couldn't help but I know you would've Cause you're my best friend (You're my best friend!) (Best friends!)

The Boss And The Secretary Adam Sandler

O.. Okay... Now the tighty whities, pull that shit down too Mmmm.... Watch out now, here it comes! Boing! Now what you think of that? What do I think of what? This! My ding-a-ling!

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

[Door opens and closes] [Distant voices] Hey Gay Robot Hey Mr. Chasen... Can I suck your dick?

The Hypnotist Adam Sandler

Gary Phelps: O-kay.... Dr. Stewart: That's it. Gary Phelps: That was...o-kay... Dr. Stewart: All right? Okay.

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy...

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need...

The Goat Adam Sandler

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I sme...

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad 그대가 슬플때 내가 그댈 웃게하고 싶어요 Carry you around When your arthritis is bad 그대가 관절염으로 고생할때 그댈 업고 다니고도 싶어요 All I wanna do is Grow old with you 내가 원하는 단 한가지는 그대와 함께...

moyda Adam Sandler

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you'...

the goat song Adam Sandler

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I sm...

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"

dip doodle Adam Sandler

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dic...

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new pla...

the beating of a high school bus driver Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack...

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

[Talking quietly] M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." M...

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny ...

Forgetful Lucy Adam Sandler

La-woo-kee-low is the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn’t remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-ie I used to trick you int...

the beating of a high school janitor Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor...

the beating of a high school spanish teacher Adam Sandler

"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards her] "Hola." "Senor?" "Hay problema?" "Mi ca...

at a medium place Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and...

four years old Adam Sandler

Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want it now So you better move your ass...

Memory Lane Adam Sandler

M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] [M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk" [All:] "Yeah [M2:] "You know, even though it stinks it kinda rem...

The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Adam Sandler

Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh, the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, an...

ode to my car Adam Sandler

Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking ...

food innuendo guy Adam Sandler

Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild ap...

bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So fuck you! Why can't you be nicer to my friend? They're gonna be here ...

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that...

my little chicken Adam Sandler

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my...