Oh Mom... Adam Sandler

F1: "Here you go" M1: "Thanks" Brad: "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you." Mom: "NOOO!!" Brad: "Why not Mom?" F1: "Yeah, why mom?

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

Jimmy: "Oh god." Momma: "Tracy, do you want some fruit or a sandwhich?" Tracy: "No mom, I'm trying to lose weight. Guy said I'm getting fat." Momma: "What? You look beautiful honey.

Calling Home Adam Sandler

Hey mom, I'm at school, I'm all moved in, everything's great... Oh, wonderful... what side of the room did you take? You mean left or right or... what do you mean? What side of the room?

red hooded sweatsuit Adam Sandler

My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout.

Red Hooded Sweatshirt Adam Sandler

My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout.

What The Hell Happened To Me? Adam Sandler

Then Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly. But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee. What the hell happened to me? I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood.

bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off Fuck you! I had the beer at work, for God's sake Fuck you! By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?

The Longest Pee Adam Sandler

"Oh man" [.....] "Ohhh yeah" [.....] "Ahhhh" [......Stop Briefly] "Ahh" [Start Pissing again..] "Oh man" [........] "Oh man" [...............]

The Champion Adam Sandler

she about to fall from grace In the land of the rising sun shadows are falling again The die is cast, the future and past coming to her at last Oh, oh, oh All she needed was a Champion Oh, oh, oh Crying

Pickin' Daisies Adam Sandler

mom knows i'm fakin' it, but she understands what'll happen if i go the last four days the tough guys have been on a roll (they show him no mercy) plenty of name calling and pushing my head in the toilet

Right Field Adam Sandler

[Whispering] "Oh please, don't let him hit it to me. My God, not to me." [Shouting] "Steam it baby! Steam it!" [Whispering] "Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no."

I'm so Wasted Adam Sandler

[Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, it's great man." [Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, killer man."

food innuendo guy Adam Sandler

I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons Baby, baby, baby, can't you see my brocolli swelin Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress

Cool Guy 2 Adam Sandler

[GIRL #2:] Uh-oh. [SEAN:] Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby. [GIRL #2:] Oh Sean, you're so cute.

my little chicken Adam Sandler

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

Oh boy... Hahahaha [phone rings] Hello?... Yeah, yeah, cool, we're all just hangin out... Alright Bye-bye... Who was that, some chicks? Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over What?

The Boss And The Secretary Adam Sandler

Oh, okay... I'll try that Yeah, now we got it goin on... Yeah? Let me fuck those pinkies... Okay... Yeah... Okay... Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! Yeah!

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

[Turning pages] [Heavy steps] M2: "Uh oh" M1: "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."

Buddy Adam Sandler

[Female walking by] "Oh Dude, check it, she's killer!" "I want some of that Buddy" "Oh Buddy, save some for me" "Dude, that's my ex-girlfriend" "Oh, sorry Buddy" "Just watch it Dude!"

the beating of a high school bus driver Adam Sandler

Oh yes, oh!" [Beating sounds] [Final crack, horn sounding]

Listenin' To The Radio Adam Sandler

I wish I was arm in arm with Jean genie Walkin' down the aisle Oh yeah, all right But I got no Mary Jane There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen I'm just a fool in the rain Waitin' on my Billie Jean I want

Cool Guy 4 Adam Sandler

[GIRL #4:] Oh Sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want. [SEAN:] Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you... [GIRL #4:] Oh my.

The Peeper Adam Sandler

Oh my, new pants. Classy, not too tight. Walking around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' It. Rubbin her feet. Tough day. Relaxing. Hops off bed going towards bathroom. Shutting the door.

mr. bake Adam Sandler

me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best shit I ever tasted I think they fucking laced it Cause I'm so damn lambasted Oh

Teenage Love on the Phone Adam Sandler

Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.." [She hangs up the phone again] Richie: "Give me a break..."

Pibb Goes Surfing Adam Sandler

Boy, oh boy, the Hawaiin sea's like a warm cup of java! Temperaturo perfecto as the Africans might say! Yeah, yeah...

Best Friend Adam Sandler

Help you find your hat Oh, you're not just a friend You're my best friend (Take it!)

ode to my car Adam Sandler

in the back (It's a piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) Piece of shit car (He's got a piece of shit car) It sucks royal dick (That fuckin' pile of shit) 100% crap (Never gets him very far) Oh

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

Toll Booth Willie Adam Sandler

M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?" Toll Booth Willie: "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop." M2: "That's fine.

Sid & Alex Adam Sandler

Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact, two people can fuck it at the same time! Alex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster this weekend? Don't mind if i doo doo.... Hahaha, oh, Alex Hahaha, oh, Sid...

Pibb Tries The Skateboarding Adam Sandler

Oh, how my father detested that sound! I'm sure... Ho, ho Ha, yeah... you better take it down a notch there, Pibb... you're startin to pick up a little too much speed... Nonsense, check this out!

Crazy Love Adam Sandler

Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

think of you and that guy I hope you fucking choke I hope your glad with what you've done to me I lay in bed every night feeling melancholy you left me here all alone tears running constantly Oh

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

think of you and that guy I hope you fucking choke I hope your glad with what you've done to me I lay in bed every night feeling melancholy you left me here all alone tears running constantly Oh

The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie Adam Sandler

Oh yeah, the sun is extra fucking hot, I had to stop drinking or I was gonna pass out. I didn't eat all day, I'm extra fucking buzzed.

Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Adam Sandler

(I couldn't find my fuckin' snowboots, pal) I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover) Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive) That stupid little punk He's probably fuckin' drunk I bet he

The Hypnotist Adam Sandler

When I say the word "relax," listen to me, you're sinking, you're sinking, [medium fart] Gary Phelps: Oh my god...that was, uh....are you gonna keep doing that? Dr.

Creepin' On The Mayor Adam Sandler

Oh, shit, is that them crazy fucks from across town? They didn't see me, did they? Fuck it, they headin this way! Damn! Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! No bushes, no trees, what the fuck!?

Memory Lane Adam Sandler

me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass" [car screeches, he drops out of the car] [M4:] "Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it" [M1:] "I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo" [M3:] "Oh

Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call Adam Sandler

; [Silence] [Bleeping noise] Mr Spindel: ";Oh God! Who is this!?"; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";WHY!? WHY!?"

Cool Guy 1 Adam Sandler

[GIRL:] Oh sean, you're so silly. [SEAN:] What's going on with these little silk panties, baby? Slowly, slide them to the ground. [taking down her panties] (Gasps) yeah, baby yeah.

Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Adam Sandler

; [Silence] [Bleeping noise] Mr Spindel: ";Oh God! Who is this!?"; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";WHY!? WHY!?"

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

zitty van zittles Adam Sandler

Oh, one more thing Please pop this zit on my back I'm dying here!

At a Medium Pace Adam Sandler

Then you look into my eyes, then you realize How much I enjoy loving you. oh. I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach. Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

moyda Adam Sandler

You know, it's interesting I just read at the library That you need to rotate the soil To get real plump, read tomatoes Oh, and one more thing My hobby is moyda Two, three, four I'm a sick man

Zittly Van Zittles Adam Sandler

oh, one more thing, please pop this zit on my back (i'm dyin' here!)

Hot Water Burn Baby Adam Sandler

[Father:] Oh...well, other food is bad for the baby. [Ryan:] other food bad for the baby [Father:] That's right, good. Now, rule number three.

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"