Right Field Adam Sandler

We're behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!" [Whispering to himself] "Please God, don't help him hit it to me.

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny

The Lonesome Kicker (Album Version) Adam Sandler

Me, i'm the lonesome kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny face

Oh Mom... Adam Sandler

M3: "Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" M3: "Do you think you could drop me off there?..." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Pibb Goes Surfing Adam Sandler

Right on... Right now! Yeah, right now... Yeah! Then when I say stand up, hop up quick like I showed ya and ride Affirmative, captain!

The Hypnotist Adam Sandler

Stewart: All right, and you were referred to me by anyone...?

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you right now [Man:] Ok [Adam Sandler:] You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin' sex?

Hot Water Burn Baby Adam Sandler

[Ryan:] baby sister [Father:] That's right, baby sister.

I'm so Wasted Adam Sandler

[Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now." [M2:] "This is the best acid, man." [Joe:] "What are you seein, man?" [M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man."

Cool Guy 1 Adam Sandler

Skin so soft and hair so right. [GIRL:] I think you're nice too, sean. [SEAN:] Let me take off this shirt of yours and see that beauty mama has given you.

Pibb Tries The Skateboarding Adam Sandler

Right... Now can we get to the skitchboardin? Okay, okay... How bout we just get you on the board? Can do! Make sure you keep your knees bent... Can do do! Good job...

Listenin' To The Radio Adam Sandler

I wish I was arm in arm with Jean genie Walkin' down the aisle Oh yeah, all right But I got no Mary Jane There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen I'm just a fool in the rain Waitin' on my Billie Jean I want

The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Adam Sandler

- first of all I just wanted to say that you're very pretty girl, and I, I hoo you'the we've known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's about time that the two of us we're both getting older right

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

The Boss And The Secretary Adam Sandler

I want ya in here right now! I'll be right in. Damn straight you'll be right in What do you need, sir? What do I need?

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

All right.." "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song" "I hope you enjoy it." [Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!"

my little chicken Adam Sandler

way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my little chicken People say you're using me In your heart you're a killer But I know the worst I should fear is A slight case of salmonella So lie right

Forgetful Lucy Adam Sandler

La-woo-kee-low is the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn’t remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-ie I used to trick you

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

Momma: "All right. And then maybe a little later, you can play with yer cock and balls fer momma." J.N.: "I don't think so." Momma: "Ok.

Creepin' On The Mayor Adam Sandler

[Woman] I'll be right there honey! Just let me throw these dirty diapers out! [Man] Okay, baby [Woman] Man, they stink! That baby couldn't stop shittin today!

The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop:] Do you realize how fast you were going sir?

sweat beatrice Adam Sandler

Hanging out at Studio 54 Break dancing on the slick brick disco floor With Lionel Richie Who, by the way, was a Commodore One time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle tooth boar Who couldn't breat right

Sweet Beatrice Adam Sandler

' out at Studio 54 Break-dancin' on the slick, brick disco floor With Lionel Richie Who, by the way, was a Commodore One time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle-tooth boar Who couldn't breathe right

The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man:] So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

M1: "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library." M2: "Ok, enough talking, let's study!" M1: "All right." [Turning pages] [Heavy steps] M2: "Uh oh" M1: "Oh no!

7 Foot Man (Live) Adam Sandler

So the next time you see me, Walking around, And my head is right about to hit a tree branch, Tell me to duck down, And I'll pay you back , Soon you will see, By getting you frisbee down from that tree

The Peeper Adam Sandler

Looking right at me. Feeling shame. Completely worthless. Hard as a rock. (Male Yelling)

zitty van zittles Adam Sandler

Well I got a pimple and I don't know why It keeps growing in the same place I can't reach it with my left or right hand I wish it was on my face It's four days old And it hurts so bad But it's ready

Zittly Van Zittles Adam Sandler

well i got a pimple and i don't know why it keeps growin' in the same place i can't reach it with my left or right hand i wish it was on my face it's four days old and it hurts so bad but it's ready for

bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

You're such a jerk The only thing you do right is Tell me that you love me Well, I guess I love you too But fuck you! Seriously

Cool Guy 2 Adam Sandler

[SEAN:] Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too? [GIRL #2:] My god, you look good, Sean. [SEAN:] Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know. [GIRL #2:] Ooh.

Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Adam Sandler

pal) I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover) Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive) That stupid little punk He's probably fuckin' drunk I bet he drank a case Wanna pop him in the face right

Calling Home Adam Sandler

You mean left or right or... what do you mean? What side of the room? Did you go window or electrical outlet? There's, like, five outlets and the window's in the middle of me and my roommate...

Sid & Alex Adam Sandler

Right, okay... let's say I'm stranded on a desert island with just this item... am I getting a rim job? NO! Can I fuck it? NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster! Oh! So I can fuck it?

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions Adam Sandler

Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner right now." Dean: "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. I do not take offense."

Crazy Love Adam Sandler

Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with

She Comes Home To Me Adam Sandler

fat prick But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick She's got a face full of nuts And a mouth full of cocks She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block, She blew the Winnepeg Jets right

Teenage Love on the Phone Adam Sandler

Richie: "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!" Buffoon: "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower.

Secret Adam Sandler

Music if fillin my body from my head to my toes The DJ gives me a smile, maybe he knows I hear whisperin from my left to my right, all over the party i'm the super-star of the night, I did something naughty

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

That's right! I love it, work your robot magic, fix that shit! Okay, here's the problem! My man! What is it? Your cock's not in my asshole! Aww....

Toll Booth Willie Adam Sandler

I'll come right outta the booth and fuckin' whack ya, you fuckin' prick!" [Another car approaches] M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?" Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, can't complain, pop.

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy...

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need...

The Goat Adam Sandler

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I sme...

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad 그대가 슬플때 내가 그댈 웃게하고 싶어요 Carry you around When your arthritis is bad 그대가 관절염으로 고생할때 그댈 업고 다니고도 싶어요 All I wanna do is Grow old with you 내가 원하는 단 한가지는 그대와 함께...

voodoo Adam Sandler

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake? You choose to ignore I Even though me hungover That's not bein...

moyda Adam Sandler

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you'...

the goat song Adam Sandler

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I sm...

dip doodle Adam Sandler

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dic...

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new pla...