At my funeral Crash Test Dummies

I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered 1234567 and so on But a time will come when these numbers have all ended And all I've ever seen will be forgotten Won't you come To my funeral

My Enemies Crash Test Dummies

I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies But when I look into their glass eyes I can see they're cold and hard and pink

Just Shoot Me, Baby Crash Test Dummies

Just Shoot Me, Baby Take off your mink coat, take off your muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my hand and your pretty

Aching To Sneeze Crash Test Dummies

Aching To Sneeze I've been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees I've been pissing on trees But the evil thing just

The Ghosts That Haunt Me Crash Test Dummies

There's a skeleton in everybody's closet I can think of one or two in my own room But I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom [CHORUS] 'Cause

An Old Scab Crash Test Dummies

I sit each morning Look at my empty notebook The room is quiet The air conditioning sounds like rain falling Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann When he could not write He'd get down on his

There Are Many Dangers Crash Test Dummies

rules they have for everything When it's very, very cold out Do not put your tongue on cold metal things For example, stop signs I did and they had to pull some skin off And then they had to fill my

Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) Crash Test Dummies

I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm right, or close anyways For she's a

In The Days Of The Caveman Crash Test Dummies

right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of hotplates Your thumb and forefinger Supposed to show you're not a wild beast But you can hear their noises at

God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

God shuffled His feet And glanced around At them The people cleared their throats And stared right back At Him So he said "once, there was a boy Who woke up with blue hair To him it was a joy

God Shuffeled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them; The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him So he said: 'Once there was a boy Who woke up with blue hair To him it was a joy Until

A Little Something Crash Test Dummies

A Little Something There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think

Androgynous Crash Test Dummies

She's happy the way she looks, she's happy with her gender And they love each other so, androgynous Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous Mirror image, see no damage, see no evil at

The Country Life Crash Test Dummies

This life in the city is killing the love that we one knew We could be happy in the country We would spend so many lovely days We'd have chickens and cows and corn and whatever it is farmers raise At

Two Knights And Maidens Crash Test Dummies

And they could watch each other The maidens had other plans for the two knights They'd give them potions And make them see dreams and lights The knights took the potions gladly They laughed at

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gardens And they could watch each other The maidens had other plans for the two knights They'd give them potions And make them see dreams and lights The knights took the potions gladly They laughed at

Our Driver Gestures Crash Test Dummies

need to be filled in Then we can go and restart up the engines Plumbing often varies in the various different countries I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets I'll have a cocktail, pick at

I m A Dog Crash Test Dummies

There's some debate about whether instincts should be held in check Well, I suppose that I'm a liberal in this respect I can't say I liked Robinson Crusoe But at least he didn't tie his dogs up at night

I'm A Dog Crash Test Dummies

There's some debate about whether instincts should be held in check Well, I suppose that I'm a liberal in this respect I can't say I liked Robinson Crusoe But at least he didn't tie his dogs up at

A Worm s Life Crash Test Dummies

Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight Sometimes

A Worm's Life Crash Test Dummies

A Worms Life Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out

Here I Stand Before Me Crash Test Dummies

My doctor told me that it was time for me to have my X-rays Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voice trembles down

My Own Sunrise Crash Test Dummies

hot green jungle Your perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal You would sweat coconut milk and I'd lie awake, restless with the heat during the night Dawn would come and I would start to feel my

A Cigarette Is All You Get Crash Test Dummies

A Cigarette Is All You Get I'm all freaked out I'm all tweaked out I'm being chased by insects And I wanna eat my cigarettes I can't hang out I'm all strung out I've got to grab me by the

I Want To Par-tay! Crash Test Dummies

I Want To Par-tay Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who

Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy I've had my lungs checked out with X rays I've smelled the hospital hallways Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pajamas

Swatting Flies Crash Test Dummies

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the bodies of dead

Afternoons & Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy I've had my lungs checked out with X-rays I've smelled the hospital hallways Someday, I'll have A disappearing hairline Someday, I'll wear Pyjamas

The Psychic Crash Test Dummies

How can she foresee just by squinting at me and Can she see me naked in her mind's eye? What does she think when she foretells a disease? Would she keep it secret, if death stood before me?

Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) Crash Test Dummies

of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all [CHORUS] Here on earth I'll have my

How Does A Duck Know Crash Test Dummies

off and it will keep on running and twitching [CHORUS] When everything seems planned out when everything seems nicely planned out well the human race will come and smack your face How come all my

Get You In The Morning Crash Test Dummies

with meaning I will come and get you in the morning We'll just go and not give any warning I am the cheap, I'm right here now I'm moving fast, and I've got the feeling I'm going deep, I've made my

Winter Song Crash Test Dummies

I can't say that I miss my old dog much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the things I used to know That's what I

How Does A Duck Know? Crash Test Dummies

head off And it will keep on running and twitching When everything seems planned out When everything seems nicely planned out Well, the human race will come and smack your face How come all my

When I Go Out With Artists Crash Test Dummies

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite paintings

The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead Crash Test Dummies

made too many enemies Of the people who would keep us on our knees Hooray for Peter Pumpkin Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead Hooray for Peter Pumpkin Hooray for Peter Pumpkin Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead Oh my

The Physic Crash Test Dummies

And when you let me taste your fingers I take them like fruit and as I linger I Wonder if my seed will find purchase in your soil ... [CHORUS]

Playing Dead Crash Test Dummies

Playing Dead I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny punk

I Think I'll Disappear Now Crash Test Dummies

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftertaste that you've left now that you're

I Love Your Goo Crash Test Dummies

makes your lips the colour blue I thank you Your flesh and your insides Your blood and your outsides You're blameless and I'm shameless I am the shit upon your shoe Your creepy blood is in my

Swimming In Your Ocean Crash Test Dummies

Floating aloft on creams And scented lotions Well, I can get pretty side-tracked I hope you'll understand And when you let me taste your fingers I take them like fruit and as I linger I wonder if my

All Of This Ugly Crash Test Dummies

some rotting remains And though the carcass was wormy Well, after all, it's all part of nature's art of cleaning And if I try hard I think that I will see Some good behind all of this ugly When my

Just Chillin' Crash Test Dummies

only play by myself I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin' So don't be spillin' your stuff on me I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin', baby You've got your friends in high places Babe, I can pull my

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars ...

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars ...

The Voyage Crash Test Dummies

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike ...

Thick-Necked Man Crash Test Dummies

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He aint stood by justice yet He gets them drunk and gets their money They cash ...

Overachievers Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But th...

He Liked To Feel It Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But th...

I'm Outlived By That Thing? Crash Test Dummies

I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there And when I die, it w...