God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like "do you have to eat Or get your hair cut in Heaven?

God Shuffeled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

God Shuffled His Feet After seven days He was quite tired so God said: 'Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread' He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid

Overachievers Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then

He Liked To Feel It Crash Test Dummies

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be Repelled so she might serve God, be His only God heard her prayers floating up and his heart was cheered He rewarded her amply with a full beard But then

Thick-Necked Man Crash Test Dummies

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He aint stood by justice yet He gets them drunk and gets their money They cash

Superman's Song Crash Test Dummies

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent He would not be caught sittin' around

Sacred Alphabet Crash Test Dummies

been enslaved to sense The void was neither dark nor deep It did not, like some giant, sleep In cosmic unawareness, coiled Undreaming of a world unspoiled No melody did gently wake This giant, nor did his

I Want To Par-tay! Crash Test Dummies

Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who likes to get in his

I'm Outlived By That Thing? Crash Test Dummies

Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that A man once took a very famous photograph Went in books and even lectures Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness Before he died, his

Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) Crash Test Dummies

no mistake 'Cause if it's a question of to be or not to be I'll put on my boots and go see what I can see My grandpa, well a good Christian life he led Worked like a dog just to put a roof over his

I'm Outlived By That Thing Crash Test Dummies

Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that A man once took a very famous photograph Went in books and even lectures Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness Before he died, his

The Physic Crash Test Dummies

Swimming In Your Ocean When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

At my funeral Crash Test Dummies

funeral when my days are done Life's not long And so I hope when I am finally dead and gone that you'll gather round when I am lowered into the ground When my coffin is sealed and I'm safely 6 feet

Swimming In Your Ocean Crash Test Dummies

When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes, I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

An Old Scab Crash Test Dummies

I sit each morning Look at my empty notebook The room is quiet The air conditioning sounds like rain falling Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann When he could not write He'd get down on his

How Does A Duck Know Crash Test Dummies

And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks?

The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead Crash Test Dummies

gold's for But he made too many enemies Of the people who would keep us on our knees Hooray for Peter Pumpkin Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame Governments who would slur his

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

Once, there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars

How Does A Duck Know? Crash Test Dummies

And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks, hmmm You can cut a chicken's head off And it will keep on running and twitching When everything seems planned out When everything seems nicely planned

Give Yourself A Hand Crash Test Dummies

yourself a hand C'mon and give yourself a hand C'mon and give yourself a hand C'mon and give yourself a hand I know your wife's uncle He's a very nice man He's got long clever fingers On his

I m A Dog Crash Test Dummies

There's some debate about whether instincts should be held in check Well, I suppose that I'm a liberal in this respect I can't say I liked Robinson Crusoe But at least he didn't tie his dogs up at night

Our Driver Gestures Crash Test Dummies

When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar Like eating herring where the sun does not go down

I'm A Dog Crash Test Dummies

There's some debate about whether instincts should be held in check Well, I suppose that I'm a liberal in this respect I can't say I liked Robinson Crusoe But at least he didn't tie his dogs up at

Afternoons & Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

Eliot Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback I could change the test results that I will get back I've watched the summer evenings pass by I've heard the rattle in my bronchi Someday, I'll have

A Little Something Crash Test Dummies

A Little Something There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think I'v...

The Ghosts That Haunt Me Crash Test Dummies

There's a skeleton in everybody's closet I can think of one or two in my own room But I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom [CHORUS] 'Cau...

Androgynous Crash Test Dummies

Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain Same hair, a revolution Same build, evolution Tomorrow who's gonna fuss? And they love each other so, androgyno...

A Worm s Life Crash Test Dummies

Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight Somet...

The Psychic Crash Test Dummies

She knows the future like the palm of your hand She knows your past like the lay of the land The first time she met me, she saw right through me Some cards and a cane in her hand, and she said Al...

Here I Stand Before Me Crash Test Dummies

My doctor told me that it was time for me to have my X-rays Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voice trembles down ...

The Voyage Crash Test Dummies

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike ...

When I Go Out With Artists Crash Test Dummies

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite pa...

My Enemies Crash Test Dummies

I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies But when I look into their glass eyes I can see they're cold and hard and pink H...

The Country Life Crash Test Dummies

Darling I've been thinking this one through We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do This life in the city is killing the love that we one knew We could be happy in the c...

I Love Your Goo Crash Test Dummies

I Love Your Goo I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that light...

In The Days Of The Caveman Crash Test Dummies

When you go on camping trips You're stuck right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of hotplates Your thumb and forefinger Supposed to show you're not ...

Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) Crash Test Dummies

I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm right, or close anyways For she's a g...

Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

Eliot Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback I could change the test results that I will get back I've watched the summer evenings pass by I've heard the rattle in my bronchi Someday I'll have

I Think I'll Disappear Now Crash Test Dummies

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftertaste that you've left now that you're ...

Two Knights And Maidens Crash Test Dummies

Once, there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together, out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together, out in the gardens And they...

All Of This Ugly Crash Test Dummies

I was walking through the country And passing through lovely scenery When I came upon some rotting remains And though the carcass was wormy Well, after all, it's all part of nature's art of cleanin...

There Are Many Dangers Crash Test Dummies

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight T...

My Own Sunrise Crash Test Dummies

When we met, it was in the hot green jungle Your perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal You would sweat coconut milk and I'd lie awake, restless with the heat during the night Dawn would come...

Playing Dead Crash Test Dummies

Playing Dead I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny punk Who c...

Winter Song Crash Test Dummies

I can't say that I miss my old dog much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the things I used to know That's what I c...

Swatting Flies Crash Test Dummies

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the bodies of dead l...

A Worm's Life Crash Test Dummies

A Worms Life Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of...

Keep A Lid On Things Crash Test Dummies

Keep A Lid On Things Who put the doggy in the doghouse? You did, baby - you did Who put your granny in the grannyhouse? You did, baby - you did, baby Who put the bad in the madhouse? You did, baby...

A Cigarette Is All You Get Crash Test Dummies

A Cigarette Is All You Get I'm all freaked out I'm all tweaked out I'm being chased by insects And I wanna eat my cigarettes I can't hang out I'm all strung out I've got to grab me by the thr...