Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) Crash Test Dummies

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all

How Does A Duck Know Crash Test Dummies

You can cut a chicken's head off and it will keep on running and twitching [CHORUS] When everything seems planned out when everything seems nicely planned out well the human race will come and smack

How Does A Duck Know? Crash Test Dummies

And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks, hmmm You can cut a chicken's head off And it will keep on running and twitching When everything seems planned out When everything seems nicely planned

Here I Stand Before Me Crash Test Dummies

My doctor told me that it was time for me to have my X-rays Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voice trembles down

Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) Crash Test Dummies

I've all my wisdom teeth Two up top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm right, or close anyways For she's a

A Little Something Crash Test Dummies

A Little Something There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think

Winter Song Crash Test Dummies

I can't say that I miss my old dog much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the things I used to know That's what I

My Enemies Crash Test Dummies

I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies But when I look into their glass eyes I can see they're cold and hard and pink

The Psychic Crash Test Dummies

future like the palm of your hand She knows your past like the lay of the land The first time she met me, she saw right through me Some cards and a cane in her hand, and she said All the years that have

There Are Many Dangers Crash Test Dummies

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

I Want To Par-tay! Crash Test Dummies

I Want To Par-tay Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who

At my funeral Crash Test Dummies

I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered 1234567 and so on But a time will come when these numbers have all ended And all I've ever seen will be forgotten Won't you come To my funeral

In The Days Of The Caveman Crash Test Dummies

When you go on camping trips You're stuck right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of hotplates Your thumb and forefinger Supposed to show you're not

Our Driver Gestures Crash Test Dummies

time a border comes We go inside and meet with someone Perhaps a form will need to be filled in Then we can go and restart up the engines Plumbing often varies in the various different countries I

Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy I've had my lungs checked out with X rays I've smelled the hospital hallways Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline Someday I'll wear pajamas

Get You In The Morning Crash Test Dummies

Get You In The Morning I want it cheap, I want it now I want it fast, and I want it with feeling I want it deep, I want a vow I want it to last, and I want it with meaning I will come and get you

Just Chillin' Crash Test Dummies

Just Chillin You said you like mixin' it up I said I don't like to chat You said you smoked the big kahunas I said I'm not like that I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin' So don't be spillin'

Afternoons & Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy I've had my lungs checked out with X-rays I've smelled the hospital hallways Someday, I'll have A disappearing hairline Someday, I'll wear Pyjamas

Just Shoot Me, Baby Crash Test Dummies

Just Shoot Me, Baby Take off your mink coat, take off your muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my hand and your pretty

The Voyage Crash Test Dummies

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike

The Country Life Crash Test Dummies

been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do This life in the city is killing the love that we one knew We could be happy in the country We would spend so many lovely days We'd have

Aching To Sneeze Crash Test Dummies

Aching To Sneeze I've been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees I've been pissing on trees But the evil thing just

My Own Sunrise Crash Test Dummies

met, it was in the hot green jungle Your perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal You would sweat coconut milk and I'd lie awake, restless with the heat during the night Dawn would come and I

Swatting Flies Crash Test Dummies

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the bodies of dead

The Ghosts That Haunt Me Crash Test Dummies

There's a skeleton in everybody's closet I can think of one or two in my own room But I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom [CHORUS] 'Cause

Give Yourself A Hand Crash Test Dummies

Nice Have you ever shared a bathtub Full of beer and ice?

Superman's Song Crash Test Dummies

a real gent He would not be caught sittin' around in no Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing [CHORUS] Superman never made any money For saving the world from Solomon Grundy And sometimes I

Swimming In Your Ocean Crash Test Dummies

When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes, I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

When I Go Out With Artists Crash Test Dummies

When I go out with artists They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists And I try to catch their meanings And keep up with all the martinis I don't know which should be my favorite paintings

An Old Scab Crash Test Dummies

I sit each morning Look at my empty notebook The room is quiet The air conditioning sounds like rain falling Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann When he could not write He'd get down on his

Pissed With Me Crash Test Dummies

Pissed With Me You try to play it cool, but you're pissed with me In the swimming pool where you kissed with me You're a shiny jewel, two-fistin' drinks on me You're a killing tool, you're getting

The Physic Crash Test Dummies

Swimming In Your Ocean When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

Playing Dead Crash Test Dummies

Playing Dead I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny punk

I Think I'll Disappear Now Crash Test Dummies

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftertaste that you've left now that you're

All Of This Ugly Crash Test Dummies

I was walking through the country And passing through lovely scenery When I came upon some rotting remains And though the carcass was wormy Well, after all, it's all part of nature's art of cleaning

God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blankets and laid back in the shade The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like "do you have

God Shuffeled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

with wine and bread' He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid back in the shade The people sipped their wine And what with God there, they asked him questions Like: Do you have

The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead Crash Test Dummies

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town Spreading wisdom and cash around Fed the starving and housed the poor Showed the Vatican what gold's for But he made too many enemies Of the people who would keep us on our

A Cigarette Is All You Get Crash Test Dummies

A Cigarette Is All You Get I'm all freaked out I'm all tweaked out I'm being chased by insects And I wanna eat my cigarettes I can't hang out I'm all strung out I've got to grab me by the

I'm Outlived By That Thing? Crash Test Dummies

I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there And when I die, it will

I'm Outlived By That Thing Crash Test Dummies

Im Outlived By That Thing I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still

Androgynous Crash Test Dummies

Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain Same hair, a revolution Same build, evolution Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?

I Love Your Goo Crash Test Dummies

I Love Your Goo I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that lights

Sacred Alphabet Crash Test Dummies

gently wake This giant, nor did his soul take The shape of song heard in his dreams So making real what merely seems Instead, an undivided howl A random, preternatural vowel No beauty, truth or goodness here

Keep A Lid On Things Crash Test Dummies

You did, baby - you did, baby Keep your eye on things while I'm gone Keep a lid on things Don't you try everything while I'm gone Keep a lid on things Who put the fun in the funhouse?

I m A Dog Crash Test Dummies

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider what we could call

I'm A Dog Crash Test Dummies

"I'm A Dog" I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider

A Worm s Life Crash Test Dummies

a breeze in the evening The men light cigars and their scent fills the air A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight But then the rains come, and the ground fills with water And I

A Worm's Life Crash Test Dummies

comes a breeze in the evening The men light cigars and their scent fills the air A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight But then the rains come, and the ground fills with water And I

Thick-Necked Man Crash Test Dummies

Will not a penny lend And all I can do is pray to God He'll suffer in the end We're talkin' 'bout thick-necked man in a three-piece Killing from his office desk The many places he has been And