Just Shoot Me, Baby Crash Test Dummies

Just Shoot Me, Baby Take off your mink coat, take off your muff Get on the table and show us your stuff Right here next to me I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin' A gin in my hand and your pretty

Just Chillin' Crash Test Dummies

your stuff on me I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin', baby You said you played some pocket pool I said I played some myself You wanna try it together sometime I only play by myself I'm just

Aching To Sneeze Crash Test Dummies

Aching To Sneeze I've been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees I've been pissing on trees But the evil thing just

Pissed With Me Crash Test Dummies

Pissed With Me You try to play it cool, but you're pissed with me In the swimming pool where you kissed with me You're a shiny jewel, two-fistin' drinks on me You're a killing tool, you're getting

Playing Dead Crash Test Dummies

Playing Dead I know that you don't love me I know you hate my guts I know the nasty things you say About me, to those sluts Well, maybe I'm a weasel Maybe I'm a liar Maybe I'm a skinny punk

I Want To Par-tay! Crash Test Dummies

pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who likes to get in his kicks I'm the man, talking to his dick I'm the man getting all the chicks You're gettin' flirty with me

I Think I'll Disappear Now Crash Test Dummies

pretend we're not in the same room Well, alright I'll just mosey to the bathroom You flew by like a summer vacation And you left me with TV movies and a messy kitchen I think I'll disappear now

Keep A Lid On Things Crash Test Dummies

You did, baby - you did Who put your granny in the grannyhouse? You did, baby - you did, baby Who put the bad in the madhouse? You did, baby - you did Who put that junk in the junkhouse?

Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) Crash Test Dummies

Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears Not me man I can't pack enough into these years I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all

My Own Sunrise Crash Test Dummies

perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal You would sweat coconut milk and I'd lie awake, restless with the heat during the night Dawn would come and I would start to feel my own sunrise But you'd just

The Ghosts That Haunt Me Crash Test Dummies

I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom [CHORUS] 'Cause you're so kind I know you would not mind You'd send away the ghosts that haunt me

The Psychic Crash Test Dummies

She knows the future like the palm of your hand She knows your past like the lay of the land The first time she met me, she saw right through me Some cards and a cane in her hand, and she said

Here I Stand Before Me Crash Test Dummies

My doctor told me that it was time for me to have my X-rays Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall My voice trembles down

Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) Crash Test Dummies

top, two beneath And yet I'll recognise My mouth says things that aren't so wise But when I sing my darling's praise I know I'm right, or close anyways For she's a gem upon this earth I know to me

How Does A Duck Know Crash Test Dummies

All my organs doing their jobs, no help from me! A person pulls a spider's leg out To watch it keep on moving and twitching. Satan lives here: on grain and earth, rain and air.

Swatting Flies Crash Test Dummies

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the bodies of dead

How Does A Duck Know? Crash Test Dummies

All my organs doing their jobs, no help from me, no A person pulls a spider's leg out To watch it keep on moving and twitching When everything seems planned out When everything seems nicely planned

An Old Scab Crash Test Dummies

He'd get down on his knees and he would pray for help It's not as bad as eating your own liver But still, I'd like to think that there are better methods I try to tackle the page that lay before me

A Worm s Life Crash Test Dummies

Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight Sometimes

A Worm's Life Crash Test Dummies

A Worms Life Although you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home I've tasted your best guacamole And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out

Afternoons And Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

Afternoons & Coffeespoons Crash Test Dummies

What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?

Get You In The Morning Crash Test Dummies

want it cheap, I want it now I want it fast, and I want it with feeling I want it deep, I want a vow I want it to last, and I want it with meaning I will come and get you in the morning We'll just

The Country Life Crash Test Dummies

it is farmers raise At breakfast each morning we'd fry up our own hand-picked eggs We could be happy in the country So let's pack our bags up together And we'll be in the clear forever We'll just

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

there was this girl who Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room And when they finally made her They saw birthmarks all over her body She couldn't quite explain it They'd always just

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Crash Test Dummies

there was this girl who Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room And when they finally made her They saw birthmarks all over her body She couldn't quite explain it They'd always just

Superman's Song Crash Test Dummies

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent He would not be caught sittin' around

God Shuffled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

After seven days He was quite tired, so God said "Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread" He gathered up some people he had made Created blankets and laid back in the shade

God Shuffeled His Feet Crash Test Dummies

God Shuffled His Feet After seven days He was quite tired so God said: 'Let there be a day Just for picnics, with wine and bread' He gathered up some people he had made Created blanket and laid

I Love Your Goo Crash Test Dummies

I Love Your Goo I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that lights

A Cigarette Is All You Get Crash Test Dummies

A Cigarette Is All You Get I'm all freaked out I'm all tweaked out I'm being chased by insects And I wanna eat my cigarettes I can't hang out I'm all strung out I've got to grab me by the

My Enemies Crash Test Dummies

I try to meditate, control my hate just like I know I should But I can't help myself, and I keep it up because it feels so good But when I look down at my belly I can see it's pink and soft and weak

There Are Many Dangers Crash Test Dummies

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

I'm Outlived By That Thing? Crash Test Dummies

Ness Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that Scientists have recently just

I'm Outlived By That Thing Crash Test Dummies

Loch Ness Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that Scientists have recently just

At my funeral Crash Test Dummies

hope when I am finally dead and gone that you'll gather round when I am lowered into the ground When my coffin is sealed and I'm safely 6 feet under Perhaps my friends will see fit then to judge me

Winter Song Crash Test Dummies

I can't say that I miss my old dog much And I've never looked back since I left home long ago But I hoped a trip into the country Would help remind me all the things I used to know That's what I

I m A Dog Crash Test Dummies

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider what we could call

Crash Test The Mastersons

Don't wanna wait for you baby There's not enough time I don't care if we don't make it I just wanna try I wanna crash test I wanna crash test We're going out of our heads I'm gonna go straight up the

I'm A Dog Crash Test Dummies

"I'm A Dog" I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider

The Physic Crash Test Dummies

And when you let me taste your fingers I take them like fruit and as I linger I Wonder if my seed will find purchase in your soil ... [CHORUS]

Swimming In Your Ocean Crash Test Dummies

other planets When I'm swimming in When I'm swimming in your ocean Floating aloft on creams And scented lotions Well, I can get pretty side-tracked I hope you'll understand And when you let me

The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead Crash Test Dummies

for Peter Pumpkin Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead Peter Pumpkinhead was too good Had him nailed to a chunk of wood He died grinning on live TV Hanging there he looked a lot like you And an awful lot like me

When I Go Out With Artists Crash Test Dummies

get to know them personally If I were David Byrne I'd go to galleries and not be too concerned And I would have a cup of coffee And I'd find my surroundings quite amusing and People would ask me

A Little Something Crash Test Dummies

A Little Something There's some stuff on my shoe That's got nothing to do With the places you think that I've been And the stuff on my breath Isn't some kiss of death From the people you think I'v...

Androgynous Crash Test Dummies

Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain Same hair, a revolution Same build, evolution Tomorrow who's gonna fuss? And they love each other so, androgyno...

The Voyage Crash Test Dummies

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British Islands And hike ...

In The Days Of The Caveman Crash Test Dummies

When you go on camping trips You're stuck right out in nature Foraging the forests like a primate Using sharpened tools instead of hotplates Your thumb and forefinger Supposed to show you're not ...

Thick-Necked Man Crash Test Dummies

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He aint stood by justice yet He gets them drunk and gets their money They cash ...

Two Knights And Maidens Crash Test Dummies

Once, there were two knights and maidens They'd walk together, out in the gardens In all kinds of weather The knights always pestered the maidens To love them together, out in the gardens And they...