Casserole of life Guttermouth

Im Gonna bake today Try a new recipe Throw out a new apron Move over bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredients are things

Flacidism Guttermouth

Got no life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition

Secure Horizons Guttermouth

Yeah, I know, I pissed away alot of dough What a waste of time I spend every dime Future, arrestin' in the good times Not plannin' for a sound financial You gotta learn to diversify Livin life on the West

That's Life Guttermouth

you fine I'm doing well Looks like your wife threw in the towel I'd rather walk the gang plank If I must be frank I banked on my own ideas Your ship came in but then it sank I get around ideas That's life

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why

OATS Guttermouth

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They

Marks Ark Guttermouth

halls At night they fester on your balls A feeding frenzy on your dinner plate Don't grab the raid or a shoe Remember they've got rights to Resist the urge to go and fumigate Cows with a I.Q. of

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

filled with distortions and lies See you at a party, don't know what to say When I catch you in a lie, you just turn your head away But take a look around, you've got none to fool Because none of

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

never think twice Some people say no to a fork in the road A wench might make you happy But only half the time Be takin no wife With heartache pain and strife I would roam around the world Or filling my life

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

friend Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the band She rollerblades down the strand When I pinch her butt in public she complains The best years of

WHERE WAS I? Guttermouth

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't

Surfs Up Asshole Guttermouth

in some surf fagazine so you all end up in hb surfs up asshole x3 men in tight suits surfs up asshole x3 sure look cute the wax, the chicks ive seen blue crush gonna fuck that little bitch in the back of

What Then Guttermouth

Underage, in a foreign land Come to think of it, it was Japan Pickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yen Discovering machines that vend I'd like to leave, not 'til I find Machines that serve both beer and

Vacation Guttermouth

I never wanted to be in charge I was always told if I worked real hard I never really wanted to have a big car I'd always be a sucker And my life would pass me Take a minute to stop and listen Not everything

CARP Guttermouth

Time: it's always there but not on my side Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes Time: it's time to go to work and go to school I see a fucking problem here Get up get dressed my friends

Walk Of Shame Guttermouth

In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty-five till my mind is blown Forty minutes till I'm on my own Pulling in to the neighborhood Split a bindle and a jug of wine Another night

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

two of a kind Happy loving couples make it look so easy Happy loving couples always talk so kind Until the time that I can do my dancing with a partner Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine

Generous portions Guttermouth

Bathing in a sea of P.C.P. Washing Qualudes Down with '83 chablis... WHOOPIE! Make new friends with pots of mushroom tea... you'll see Where the hells my god damn L.S.D.

A Day at the office Guttermouth

gonna patch some holes up on the roof I slipped and fell and landed on the ground no one was around When will I be found I'm sure not glad it happened But I'm happy as can be That it look the life

NO MORE Guttermouth

I'm crazy I'm out of my mind I said I'm crazy and you're out of time Oh yes, so crazy, so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby, and you're out of line Every time you look at me I realize

TOILET Guttermouth

Now the time is here Toilet talk is what is near In an outhouse outside my pad My sense of smell makes me see red My dog takes a drink From the toilet which makes us think Toilet!!

Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Guttermouth

the town that i grew up in la habras what its called i knew a guy named sluggo webol head rolo guy crook and ron the west side was the one side full of pride suba and cocaine he will be beatin on a brat

Trinket trading, tick tooting,toothless, tired Guttermouth

Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... or the 7t's Dancing round in circle staring at the sky Spending hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride Your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out of

Lemon Water Guttermouth

짝 There's a giant hole in my heart It closes all the holes And subdues my restlessness It hides all my boredom It enhances my personality But makes me order 3 orders of buffalo wings When I would normally

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready

Camp Fire Girl #62 Guttermouth

She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid that she drive a car And of course she will protest

Bullshit Guttermouth

Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit Bullshit, bullshit, full of shit You can't say ten words Without telling a lie You always bullshit Bullshit gets you high When it comes to bullshit You're

Derek Guttermouth

Can't you see That I'm not straight edge You can tell By the look in my eye I hear that shit you preach It's so far out of reach You meaningless X's Don't cry It's done man Yes, it's done

Under the sea Guttermouth

neat as it could be be be I could visit all the fish anytime I wish If I lived under the sea I could harpoon a whale put its blubber up for sale Gee that would be great I could saute the legs Of

Teri Yakimoto Guttermouth

One day I asked her if she knew Bruce Lee I think she thought he was in the Offspring Teri Yakimoto I asked her out for a beef bowl She brought her ball and shoes and glove what was she thinking of

GHOST Guttermouth

Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun of

Whiskey Guttermouth

Do you know what I want No I don't think you know what I want yea Gotta think of me When I think about us I think about everything Give it back your out of time I've got a reason what was my crime

MR. BBQ Guttermouth

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid Oh my god

Twins Guttermouth

When I think of you I ponder all the things ah that we could do Like take-away some Chinese That's what we could do When I think of us And we'll make home brew And tell 100 strangers bout the two of us

CHICKEN BOX Guttermouth

Hey blood come around Come check out my part of town I want to see you there tonight But in my neighborhood You know the chicken's good I want to see the black men fight And now the

Up your bum Guttermouth

Worked all day go out get a pint tonight The mods show up on Camden gonna be a fight Oppression from society on my back Maggie you'll see Got no worries cause I got no quid In a neighborhood full of

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

Most girls I know are so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can

I'm Destroying The World Guttermouth

> Hey Mark, it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your Dad a beer And do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here Dear I think our son's retarded He likes to read, not watch T.V.

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

I'd say burn that synagogue Now I believe, believe in God In just one night I saw the light So grab a cab and hold on tight Slots-o-fun, slots-o-fun I used to feel so lost no gambling in my life

Primate Camp Guttermouth

Big Bang was a theory But now I pose a query But my query's like a question Unlike a man who picked his jeans Darwin started with crustations Add a dose of fornications sprouting trees, swinging tails

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

noise that little baby it drives me crazy so ive got no choice my neighbors baby never sleeps a wink my neighbors baby gives me the creeps that babies got to be stopped somehow with a lethal injection of

Upside Down Space Cockroach Guttermouth

I've seen a lone finger waving in the air A simple celebration of self-despair The transmission means nothing This man is unaware All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare Denialism Working for the

Disneyland Guttermouth

animals And ship them to the zoo We'll have a blast You know what I'd do I think it would be so grand We'll chop down the rain forest And build another Disneyland Who gives a hoot About the lungs of

Contribution Guttermouth

My restitution to society means stay away And equals empty grants of time The cleansing of a conscience brought by petty empathy Helps well to do's sleep through the night [Chorus:] not gonna say I'm sorry

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

that's when you lose for sure i'll go choke my chicken it sounds finger lickin but it smells like manure (oh's and ah's) up to the mountains in a cave i'll never vote or even shave i'll was my hands of

Use you mind Guttermouth

Don't tell me that there is nothing wrong It's right in front of you. If you just open your eyes You'll find necessity to change you don't have to be afraid but...

NO SUCH THING Guttermouth

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chance

P.C. Guttermouth

So some guy walks up and he says, "Man, Get your dog's ass out of that other dog's nose!" So, I replied, "How dare you call them dogs! They're Siberian-American huskies.

Chaps My Hide Guttermouth

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Blueberry tarts, then