(SHE GOT) ELECTROSHOCKED Screeching Weasel

she got electroshock therapy fifty thousand volts way outta control she got electroshock therapy a hundred thousand volts way outta control and hey whaddya know it wasn't much of a joke she got

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

White girl living in the big city In a big apartment house She's living with her boyfriend now She drives off every day for school and work She washes dishes now And watches tv on the pull out couch

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something

Mary Was an Anarchist Screeching Weasel

Mary was a girl with a cause she was simply fed up mary moved out to berkeley and stuck pins her face as a sort of statement against oppression of her sex mary took a walk in the park with a sign

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I

I Need Therapy Screeching Weasel

I need therapy I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah My girlfriend left today When I said "But I love you babe" She just kicked me in the face Oh yeah I'm

SECOND FLOOR EAST Screeching Weasel

She falls asleep the same way every nightshe dreams of new worlds in the TV light she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying it makes her feel like something is going on it makes her feel like

Celena Screeching Weasel

Celena looks at me and asks me if i know what's on tv and now she wants to know what's wrong with me and why I allways have to be so mean.

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser She'll switch price tags for me Sometimes meet me for coffee And I don't think she does that For anyone but me She dresses me for absolutely

AUTOMATIC REJECTOR Screeching Weasel

someaction tonight from that bitch" but he was wrong she's the Automatic Rejectorhe came up behind her and started grabbing her tits see his hands and his mouth pulled the same kind of shit and when she

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

I went through the automatic doors My shopping cart ran in to hers Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away And after just a little while I went in to the canned goods aisle And there she

DINGBAT Screeching Weasel

around stares in to space Oh God I hate her face cause she's a dingbat Her dumbness really bothers me Brainless questions constantly I wish shut her mouth, give me a break Oh God I hate her face She

EXPERIENCE THE OZZFISH Screeching Weasel

I got a call last night from Warren Somebody told him his band is boring Warren was crying, he felt so bad Cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants Experience the Ozzfish (x2) I went

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame quest to be this month's kings of the shitheap I've got

MURDER IN THE BRADY HOUSE Screeching Weasel

Jan Brady couldn't stand it Murder in the Brady house Things were just too great Murder in the Brady house Someone had to break Cindy called Jan a stinker for playing ball inside the house She

WHAT IS RIGHT Screeching Weasel

I gotta girl and I know that she loves me So why should I feel fucked up, shut out, hoced up, shut up in destiny ? FUCK

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you from my shoe 99 The bathtub girls I see on bikes in Lakeview all look too much like you and 99 I've got

SLOMOTION Screeching Weasel

Take stock of the situation assess the comlications that arise from our half truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possible for you to justify your blighted worldview I've got an

NICARAGUA Screeching Weasel

I don't give a fuck about nicaragua I don't give a shit about the President I don't care about suburban white kids Trying to show they've got compassion Politics are boring Politics are fucking

MY BRAIN HURTS Screeching Weasel

like a chocolate ice cream bar Like characters on TV these people look like maggots to me and I wonder what the hell is wrong with me Milk fed little beauty queen she's straight out of a magazine she

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

make you amscray what will it take to stop your cryingI know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down so if it makes you feel a bit better just picture me crying crying in my beer I got

PROFESSIONAL DISTRIBUTION Screeching Weasel

So you've heard we got the buzz We'll be so famous with you behind us Will you market us professionally? Can we be part of the music industry? PLEEZ????

CANCER IN MY BODY Screeching Weasel

I know that they're inside me Waiting to multiply And I want them out of there I've got a butcher knife I'll keep cutting 'til I find them 'Cause I want them out of there I don't care if you don't

INSIDE OUT Screeching Weasel

Now everything you're telling me rips me up I swear I wish I'd make myself shut you up I've got a list here of things we talked about The ugliness you see's just me inside out And what I just

PSYCHIATRIST Screeching Weasel

Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea Breeze Mommy figured out he wasn't too happy The family looks nice beu they're rotting inside They all hate eachother but nobody knows why So they go to

Count To Three Screeching Weasel

i've had it with you and your friends i got eyes in the back of my head get the fuck away from me or i'll put you right over my knee count to three i'll ruin all your fun count to three and then you better

USED CARS Screeching Weasel

Used cars (x4) No money down sounds good to me Got monthly payments til I'm 93 Used cars (x4) I stopped to look and now I own A school bus and a '71 Olds SCREAMS OF DISBELIEF Zero percent financing

JOANIE LOVES JOHNNY Screeching Weasel

aren't very happy days cause nobody's gettinglaid Joanie loves Johnny now Jenny Piccolo works at the peepshow PinkieTuscadero's stewed Fonzie's all fucked up on 'ludes Joanie loves JohnnyJoan and John got

RUBBER ROOM Screeching Weasel

Everything around me is turning into shit And I don't know what to do Everyone I know is having a fit 'Cause I haven't got a clue I don't know who I am Patience is wearing thin I think my head

THE SCIENCE OF MYTH Screeching Weasel

keep evolving then we continue getting information but closing off possibilities makes it hard to see the bigger picture Consider the case of the women whose faith helped her make it through when she

ASHTRAY Screeching Weasel

floor Can't seem to go to work and let some fucker treat me like a piece of dirt Get out of bed, my head is fucking screwed And my life is really going down the tubes I dont know what the fuck to do Got

I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE Screeching Weasel

you keep on trying too hard to make something work out you're so afraid of your own loneliness and doubts i've had to stand by so many times while you got burned and i hope somneday you'll finally

MARCH OF THE LAWNMOWERS Screeching Weasel

gone Too bad you tried to cut your grass Too bad that you ran out of gas You drank just one too many beers Now it's in your car and back to sears It ate up half your bedroom rug But now you've got

Around On You Screeching Weasel

You think you've got something over some kinda thing over me well there's gonna come a day when I can leave it all behind if you'd open up your eyes you'd see that doing all the stupid things that

WANNA DIE Screeching Weasel

slick in a one minute spot Wanna Die (x3) I don't wanna live I go to school - what a fucking joke Tellin me things I don't wanna know They don't give a shit about me at all My teachers have got

HOLY HARDCORE Screeching Weasel

Moshin to the harcore hymns The altar boys are in the pit The deacon's skankin in the pews I got a bible and I don't need you Our hair is spiked we're on our knees Combat boots upon our feet Open

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

anotherlame religion to validate our arrogant traditions and any day we're gonna wonder why we've been left behind this girl came up to me and said I think myteacher used to go to school with you and she

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

talk to an empty chair And bang my head against the wall And think up ways i should've told you to fuck off But I won't lose a bit of sleep 'Cause I know that you're really just a creep And I've got

POLICE INSANITY Screeching Weasel

shit you macho cop Installing paranoia in so called protected citizens Another badge a not stick Another chance to get your kicks Sworn to serve and to protect Don't ever ask for my respect Got

TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

from you Cause I'm sick and tired of you There ain't nothing to do It's time for change We don't know what We sit around collecting dust I don't wanna get high I don't wanna dance but everybody's got

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe

Identity Crisis Screeching Weasel

you got an identity crisis who are you and what do you believe and why do you care what i think well i believe that you're taking up space so make up your mind right now or get on your way so many verses

LOVE Screeching Weasel

you hanging on me like a leech Cause I know what you're trying, I know what you're trying to do And I don't wanna be in love with you (x4) Love is a waste of my time Don't waste my time cause I've got

FATHEAD Screeching Weasel

away Punky the fathead why don't you go away Baby baby baby baby baby baby when you see me why don't you go away You think we suck why don't you go away Come to the show why don't you go away We got

HANDCUFFED TO YOU Screeching Weasel

gotta pee and i'm sick of having to hold it i'm tired of trying to write with my left hand and i'm tired of getting whiffs of your bad breath and i'm tired of being this close to you when you've got

Pervert At Large Screeching Weasel

all around in his garter belt and panties remembering the catholic schoolgirls quearts of probe and sta-hard scattered on the floor strap-on dildos on the windowsill rubber skivvies prick in hand he's got

COOL KIDS Screeching Weasel

making mean jokesa about you ha ha ya little twist yea it's a real cool club and you're not part of it they're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers and they'll laugh at the toughskins your mom got

I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT Screeching Weasel

from me in this condition I sit and look at you and think of what you do after school when you go home and leave me standing all alone here And I try to speak My mouth's dry I'm weak I'm sure you've got