Look To The East Steve Poltz

Look To The East If you look to the east Where the sun never sets I'll be there at the top Of the stairs you can bet So just pick up the phone Make a call all your own I'll be there when you say

Pile On The Hangover Steve Poltz

Can't even stand to get up in the morning and look at my peaked face The toilet bowl is my best friend, it got handles on the side Sees my face more than my rear end, that's a fact I cannot hide

Better Be Careful Steve Poltz

Better Be Careful I better be careful what I ask for 'Cause I been asking for an awful lot, and baby I better be careful what I look for 'Cause I been looking for an awful lot, and baby I want to

Everything About You Steve Poltz

Everything About You I love everything about you I love the way you comb your hair And I love the way you sachet in the room Your perfume lingers in the air I love everything about you Whoa, about

Holliston Street Steve Poltz

for dinner on Sundays He taught piano to my sister, Kath And I'd stand behind And imitate him And she would laugh And he'd get mad And if I knew then what I know now I wouldn't rush the growing

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Steve Poltz

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Broken hearts are not so bad Look at me, hey, I've been had A broken heart's what I have tonight Painted nails will rip your shirt Will make you scream, hey, make

Lockjaw Steve Poltz

Lockjaw I look outside the sky is grey And the clouds are filled with rain It makes me jealous how it opens up and I'm stuck inside again I'm like a sitcom polyester family Inside my T.V.

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) Steve Poltz

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) You hold your head in your hands And I don't have a way To climb inside your body And just hang out and stay And everybody's asking When your coming back And

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Steve Poltz

after the cops and the requisite fight Me and my friends we fell down for the night And I made love to the girl with the wandering eye Think my baby's got a wandering eye I woke to the sound of a

I Want To Learn About Love Steve Poltz

I Want To Learn About Love My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women's bathroom at the Oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and said "Eeek! A boy!

Soup Steve Poltz

pouring rain There wasn't any law and there wasn't any order Couldn't find a pay phone that didn't take quarters Couldn't find a way to cross the goddamn border He could slip under the fence if

Me and Eddie Vedder Steve Poltz

Me and Eddie Vedder Houses of the Holy Was an album by Led Zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on CD Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) Steve Poltz

the right way And all I'm askin' for you to do Is live by this simple creed I give to you Just take five minutes out of your day And rub somebody the right way Well I knew a woman who could act

Suburbia Steve Poltz

and a shiny new black gun Go down the road to K-Mart for the blue light special hour And put the barrel to my head, it gives me special power In Suburbia My wife don't understand me, well she thinks

Sesame Street Steve Poltz

Sesame Street Sunny day Chasing the clouds away Find my way To where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street How to get to Sesame Street Come and play Everything's

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Steve Poltz

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto There's a girl out there wants to bonto Beneath the skyfuckingline of Toronto You can come along with me if you want

Kilkenny Man Steve Poltz

road Way to Kilkenny where liquor is plenty and people are friendly wherever you go Hey, ho, whataya know, when your glass is empty, you're bound to go Back on the job just to earn a few bob for good

Tree Hugger Steve Poltz

the hills together and raise some chicken and goats I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers The earth

Welcome Home Steve Poltz

Welcome Home Well you walk with me outside tonight Beneath the glow of the big old tire light And in the fog the air is wet With your eyes as big as silver dollars And I hunt you laying down to

Kicking Distance Steve Poltz

Kicking Distance Well there's wine on the page And my heart's enraged And I must call the cops on myself And my bony hands Probe the bed for your body But I'm left once again on the shelf Well

Your Ghost Steve Poltz

Your Ghost Last night I looked for you But, you could not be found I felt your ghost in my room Dancing all around And I tried to talk to you But, there was no reply I sat up shaking in my bed

Single Life Steve Poltz

Single Life There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys Did you see miss March?

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Steve Poltz

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Tommy was a Hessier from the valley He was as burned out as a building from the riots He had a rockin' little girfriend named Marla She was a cocktail waitress at The

Cancion De Anxiety Steve Poltz

Cancion De Anxiety I can't seem to Can't seem to Can't seem to stay in tune Without your love Without your love Without your love I'm left to croon Like a bird that's wounded I'm limping down

The Great Mystery Steve Poltz

The Great Mystery What do you see in him? Is it the same you saw in me? Is your head alright? Did you bump into a tree?

I Thought I Saw You Last Night Steve Poltz

I Thought I Saw You Last Night I'm not easily scared By things that go bump in the night There's not many things That give me a fright I can walk down a lonely block And not a lot can make my old

My Boyfriend Steve Poltz

My Boyfriend My boyfriend, he's so sexy He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

War Steve Poltz

War May your dad rest well down in hell tonight I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In San Clemente With Richard Nixon But I was bored So I prayed to

One Left Shoe Steve Poltz

One Left Shoe Tennis shoe strung 'cross the telephone wire The sun creeps up on my empire Tin foil castle, bubble gum crown Me and my minions make the rounds I'm lonely without you Just like

Rioting Steve Poltz

all the beer and diapers And don't forget the windshield wipers Fifty pairs, who cares?

She Was The Best Steve Poltz

She Was The Best She had the lips of a lizard Dry to the kiss They made me sore Dry as an old paperback from the store By Louis L'Amour A western for sure She had the strength of a goat The

Forbidden Fruit Steve Poltz

taste of beer Hmm-mmm And she slid real close to me She said I need not fear I looked like I was caught in headlights With the eyes of a lonely deer Forbidden fruit I'll scale your thorny vine

Football Tonite (WTOP) Steve Poltz

Football Tonite (WTOP) Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights?

Mama Steve Poltz

and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me I'm like a chicken pot pie without the

Silver Lining Steve Poltz

Silver Lining Muffin's in the toaster I got my raspberry jam My grandpa was a sailor And he came into this land And he was looking for gold A pretty hand to hold Or some cards to fold At least

Dirty Steve Poltz

Dirty Outside the wind is blowing The waves are crashing fast There's people running naked I see a nameless ass It's soft and pink and fleshy So tender to the touch I'll never get to grab it

Salvation Song Steve Poltz

Salvation Song Neon lights outside my pool hall Rain is coming down in spoonfulls Mixes in with tears from my eyes I've been standing here for hours Paper bag for my umbrella Won't you come back to

Pitbull Steve Poltz

You could go back to school We could rent a house out in Arizona I hear they all have swimming pools I've been working on a hybrid fertilizer I hear it makes the lettuce big I could get some cash

The Fairies Came Steve Poltz

The Fairies Came I met a boy in a bar last night He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night The fairies came into his room The fairies came The fairies

Hitchhiker Joe Steve Poltz

bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom I had a cousin who came from Vermont Next thing I know, that cousin was gone Truck driver saw him picking up Hitchhiker Joe Now his spleen's on the

Nice Guys Finish Last Steve Poltz

underground On a diamond, that's where I remember him best Sticking his nose in an umpire's chest 'Cause they're paid too much today Man, I know that's what Leo would say And they need a kick in the

This Flood Steve Poltz

my love making craft I was honing it And I held ya When the weather man said he couldn't grant us a reprieve You were gettin' on my nerves and I wanted you to leave Well you test me every day you're

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Steve Poltz

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Every Wednesday night I go to catacism They give me lots of doughnuts I get yelled at by the grown-ups Me not got no slow metabolism

Morning Song Steve Poltz

Morning Song One, two, three Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings Could I

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Steve Poltz

It must have been Ken Follet He always had his way With my baby I never liked his novels They seemed oblique I made the top of my phone My physical peak

Beautiful Day Steve Poltz

Beautiful Day If you wanna complain Call somebody else But if you want some champagne Take me off of your shelf Uncork your mind 'Cause it could be so fine When it's a beautiful day If you want to

V12 Cadillac Jewel

He’s lonely and he cruises real low That’s my V-12 Cadillac, you know he’s on the go On down to the ocean, oh, surfboard by my side He’s my V-12 Cadillac with delux power glide I check the ocean

Poison Lovers Steve Earle

Poison Lovers (Steve Earle) I was almost out of here Nearly left this time I saw you in my rearview mirror And I pulled up on a dime But nothin' ventured, nothin' lost You can't say we didn't

Steve Mcqueen Lambchop

And if I never live to see another day Oh, I guess that have to be alright by me How come we never say what it is that we want to say Is this just another way to be mean Mean, mean Not Steve McQueen or

Some Will Rake The Coals Steve Forbert

strangers might pretend And so it happens, Take a look around, Some will rake the coals And some will burn a wedding gown.