20th Caller Skit Tha Alkaholiks

*phone rings three times* Congratulations, you're the 20th caller! Huh? Yo man, I don't wanna be the 20th caller man I wanna hear Tha Alkaholiks, damnit!

Commercial Skit Tha Alkaholiks

[Only When I'm Drunk playing in the background] Brand new, from Likwid Crew Records It's Tha Alkaoliks, Greatest Hits [Daaam!

Nas Skit Tha Alkaholiks

[Nas Escobar] Yo whassup man this is Nas in yo' motherfuckin ear Knahmsayin, I be chillin 'round with the Alkaholik niggaz man Knahmsayin, them niggaz gettin drinks yo I be like, yo y'all I drink...

DeBarge Skit Tha Alkaholiks

Yo yo we bout to make this run man We got we got uhh, DeBarge brothers in the house El and James y'all What y'all drinkin on man? [DeBarge] Shit, oh you treatin? (yeah I'm treatin) Alright, I lik...

J-Ro Late Skit Tha Alkaholiks

[man] Ay man, who the hell is you man? We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin man, could you be quiet man? [J-Ro] Man who got the bud man? [man] Hold on, hold o...

LL Cool J Skit Tha Alkaholiks

[J-Ro] Yo whassup whassup yo? Yo we got, we got Cool J in the house And you know, Ladies Love Cool James So yo yo yo yo, ay man What do you suggest I drink when I'm just chillin with a girl and I...

Read My Lips Tha Alkaholiks

H-O-L-I-K-S Comin like new pimps humps and stress to your chest J, to the R-O, just rockin on I keep the party poppin til a new day is born The Alkaholik name won't change not a bit I told you on the last skit

Let It Out Tha Alkaholiks

Intro: That's the Alkaholiks functions, conjunction junction The remix version for all the brothers out there that got shit on they chest and just wanna let it out [Tash] ANything you could do

Tore Down Tha Alkaholiks

Break em out, don't be scared, show me Everytime I flow I feel like y'all niggaz owe me The one and only from the group you could feel cause it's a million Alkaholiks on the Earth (and that's real)

Coast II Coast Tha Alkaholiks

Intro: From city to city, coast II coast Friday night is the night they like to party the most (We came, to rock, for everybody) From city to city, coast II coast Friday night is the night they l...

Bullshit Tha Alkaholiks

Grand groove, grand groove (Alkaholiks y'all, alkaholiks y'all) Uhh, take it back now Cause it's fat now, that's how I bring it back now Whoooo!

Bottoms Up Tha Alkaholiks

Faster than a bullet Leapin over buildings, wavin at the children And don't even trip cause the Alkaholiks funk don't cease Tash I'm up out this piece Chorus (repeat until fades)

Likwit Tha Alkaholiks

[three] Too much Olde E will make you pee As you can see I'm the Alkaholik tipsy off the whiskey Get with the clippers never nappy like Misty I didn't grow dreads, cause dreads is for the rastas Tha

Likwidation Tha Alkaholiks

Chorus: Alkaholiks "Yeah" we bout to put it down like this aight? "Aight!" "This is Likwidation from the West, one two" "Yeah" we bout to fuck it up like this aight? "Aight!"

Rockin' with the Best Tha Alkaholiks

Uhh... ahh, uhh uhh Uhh, ah one two Check it out Ah one two and ah, ah one two It's Tha Liks Ah yes yes, you're now rocking with the best Yes yes, you're now rocking with the best Uhh, come from

Next Level Tha Alkaholiks

alcohol They like it, or they don't They come back tot, or they stay away You listen to hip-hop for the first time, you like it or you don't You either come back or you stay way You come back to Tha

2014 Tha Alkaholiks

he handed me a spliff And out behind the wall came Tash and E-Swift They took me to a freestle session it was on I knew hip-hop would never be gone FIve hundred hip-hop deep Yo we cool in 2014, Alkaholiks

Pass Out Tha Alkaholiks

[Tash] We're the Alkaholiks in the house! [J-Ro] Slow ass niggaz!

Daaam! (Swift Mix) Tha Alkaholiks

punk season I bust through lines like Jerome Meadis We're fresh as lettuce, the front row gets the wettest You talk about a party, then I flex I'm walkin out the R-E in my X Chorus 2X: J-Ro The Alkaholiks

The Next Level Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: J-Ro bust this You got a bad name like Dick Butkus Welcome to the next level, of rhyme flowin Scratchin, hookin up beats, and hoe catchin Everytime I come home, I got fifty messages I ...

Hit And Run Tha Alkaholiks

[Featuring Xzibit] [J-Ro] I pull up to front with a smash to the ground black duly Niggaz in the street gettin wild and unruly Digga B was in the front so he let me through the door I never get f...

Last Call Tha Alkaholiks

breathalizer so they took me to the clink Niggaz earlin in the sink cause they can't fade the Cisco I'm from the old school but I never rocked a disco Loops from the group that, likes to smack the bitches Tha

Mary Jane Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: J-Ro Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane You're always in my brain and you help me ease the pain Cuz when you're not around I just don't feel the same I can't be your one and only but I kn...

Off The Wall Tha Alkaholiks

Cuz there's ladies up there smooth Pass the 40 to me man, you know the name of my group(Tha Alkaholiks) J-Ro: It's our time to glisten. Who be dissin?

Killin' It Tha Alkaholiks

buy a ninety-six Impala and lace it with the deez out my own stack of cheese Get a extra flossy floss and toss King Tee the keys and say, 'Nigga that's yours, cause you opened up doors Before Tha

Daaam Tha Alkaholiks

[Featuring Xzibit] Intro Chorus: J-Ro Alkaholiks got the freaks that'll make you say [Daaam!] Alkaholiks got the freestyle to make you say [Daaam!]

21 And Under Tha Alkaholiks

when you're out there drinkin Chorus: Tash, J-Ro Outro: J-Ro, Tash And I'm out, time to get busy As we flow up out this piece I ain't even mad, I ain't even mad I ain't even mad at y'all It's the Alkaholiks

Who Dem Niggas Tha Alkaholiks

[Featuring Threat] Intro: I am Captain of Egor Hahahaha, this nigga is doin impressions! He's doin impressions! Hi Tremaine... Yo Threat, you ready? (yeah) Sup? Verse One: Threat Who is you nigga...

Prime Time Tha Alkaholiks

"A Alkaholik, you know what I'm sayin" ("Likwidation" sample) [Xzibit] Yo it's Prime Time, only when the beats and the rhymes shine All that other bullshit can move it to the sidelines Whoever yo...

Relieve Yourself Tha Alkaholiks

bear it I'm sick of all these wack niggaz gettin all the merit So slow down the mic it's slippery when it's wet I see a gang of spit and ain't hear nothin fresh yet Chorus Yo what's up it's Tha

Soda Pop Tha Alkaholiks

you're (with me with me) Niggaz swing back don't (hit me hit me) I can freak freak the funk the funk funk And hit skins all night if I wanna when I'm drunk Can't fade the pop pop pop goes the nina Tha

Likwit Ridas Tha Alkaholiks

Tha Alkaholiks (X8) WhoRidas: Fo-sho shots get dropped and popped just like a picklock With the master key, but the master key be me I assign chop from hot, like a cold on a stove And commence to

Aww Shit Tha Alkaholiks

There goes CaTashTrophe, Tha Alkahol-iks Verse One: Tash Now my objective with this rhymin is to take words and bounce em And twist em up so bad that wack MC's can't pronounce em Just to show ya how

All Night Tha Alkaholiks

[J-Ro] Welcome to Tha Alkaholik function, yeah [Tash] Yes to party down [J-Ro] We came to party, we came to party, we came to party [Tash] Yes to party down [J-Ro] We came to party, we came to

Make Room Tha Alkaholiks

Jesse Owens ran track meets] Amazing feets move, they happen everyday When the Ro to the J bring his ass out to play I weight one-eighty but I'm, fat I ki-uh-kick up dust when I bust like a cap Tha

Flashback Tha Alkaholiks

alcohol They like it, or they don't They come back tot, or they stay away You listen to hip-hop for the first time, you like it or you don't You either come back or you stay way You come back to Tha

WLIX Tha Alkaholiks

Intro: (first 0:52 -- small club, Liks performing live next 0:20 -- sounds of clinking ice cubes, drinks being poured) Voodoo - Alright, we're back on WLIX this is Voodoo and uh *chaos ensues* E-...

Feel The Real Tha Alkaholiks

We got, we got, we got, we got, we got Tha Liks "If y'all niggaz can't feel me, then y'all niggaz ain't real" Ahh-haha, I see the whole Likwid crew is up in this motherfucker Posted gettin toasted

Aww SH*T! Tha Alkaholiks

There goes CaTashTrophe, Tha Alkahol-iks Now my objective with this rhymin is to take words and bounce em And twist em up so bad that wack MC's can't pronounce em Just to show ya how we house em

All The Way Live Tha Alkaholiks

you figure Verse Two: Q-Tip I bring it to your chest pour all the way live And deliver ill verse guaranteed to cause highs When we start rappin heads roll like Patton With the flood blood clot the Alkaholiks

Captain Hook Tha Alkaholiks

load He was last seen sailin, into the distance We gotta catch this crook and we need your assistance Yeah, if you happen to see this punk scallywag out there Don't try to aprehend him, just call Tha

AA Meeting Intro Tha Alkaholiks

[Swift] Aiyyo man [J-Ro] Ay, what time we get out this motherfucker? [Swift] Hey man, let me get a cigarette [?] Homey, yeah you was drunk [Swift] You don't hear me cat? Hello? Let me get a cigar...

Turn The Party Out Tha Alkaholiks

[Featuring Loot Pack] Intro: Tash Yeah, Tha Alkaholiks Ay J, I got a crew They called the Loot Pack And they can get crazy fresh y'all, crazy fresh y'all My man Jack is about to get fresh y'all

No Hand Out Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: Mad Lib, Xzibit Yo, look at the way you reactin I ain't on the microphone actin tough-actin like Tinactin Madden, dreamin like baddened Aladdin Families they get saddened, sisters no h...

Hip Hop Drunkies Tha Alkaholiks

[Tash] What's your name [O.D.B] My name is Ol Dirty Bastard and I'm a Alkaholik [Tash] Yeah me too nigga [O.D.B] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh [Tash] You're now rockin wit the Liks so start reachin for the o...

Contents Unda Pressure Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: J-Ro I'm the beer rational outta national My cash flow is thick like mashed potato-oes in the gravy Wsup wavy, thanks to my homey King Tee-la the host wit the most, Im coast to coast l...

Funny Style Tha Alkaholiks

It's J-Ro, baby, from the Likwit Crew Chorus: repeat 8X Funny style King Tee: Now watch me run amuck And gun em up with the shit Rebel rhymin from Tha Liks Alkaholistics all true with no tricks

Only When I'm Drunk Tha Alkaholiks

wear the same clothes Damn I wish we could go through it again But I know one day we gonna do it again And when that day comes it's gonna be live But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive The ALkaholiks

Can't Tell Me Shit Tha Alkaholiks

be housin mo niggaz than the projects Chorus Outro: J-Ro Yeah, this goes out to King Tee DJ Pooh, yo the whole crew Yo D-Pimp for makin the track That nigga Tash Deadly Threat This is J-Ro and E-Swift Tha

Turn Tha Party Out Tha Alkaholiks

"Yeah, Tha Alkaholiks Ay J, I got a crew They called the Loot Pack And they can get crazy fresh y'all, crazy fresh y'all My man Jack is about to get fresh y'all Check the flavor here's a rootin' tootin