Rip Taylor Is God The Bloodhound Gang

Da dee dada dee da da This is Rip Taylor Hey there sprinkle genies! Haha! Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population? Hah! Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY!

We Are the Knuckleheads The Bloodhound Gang

Now I'll take my jelly and spread it on your toast No one rhymes faster the mic is my blaster So grasp some Shasta the mighty mic master Giving ya communion with your lips on my cup Pump pump pump pump

Asleep At The Wheel Bloodhound Gang

in the back Is the beat keeper big ass speaker Jumbo woofer rattle tweeter Dial is turned and there it's stayin' The next day where Stern is playin' You got your Jesus on the dashbord but the devil's

HELL YEAH Bloodhound Gang

We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.

Asleep At The Wheel (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

in the back Is the beat keeper big ass speaker Jumbo woofer rattle tweeter Dial is turned and there it's stayin' The next day where Stern is playin' You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Bloodhound Gang

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog 'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seein' God 'Cause girl I'll get you pantin' like

I HOPE YOU DIE Bloodhound Gang

I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological waste The light turns red

the bad touch Bloodhound Gang

the bad touch-bloodhound gang Ha-ha, well now, We call this the act of mating But there are several other Very important differences Between human beings and animals That you should know about

The Bad Touch (Bully Remix - Explicit) Bloodhound Gang

(whisper: "I'd appreciate your input") Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet

Fire Water Burn Bloodhound Gang

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn

Fire Water Burn (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello

A LAP DANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS Bloodhound Gang

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a

Bad Touch Bloodhound Gang

haha well now we call this the act of mating but there are several other very important differences between the human beings and animals that you should know about i'd appreciate your input

THE INEVITABLE RETURN OF THE GREAT WHITE DOPE Bloodhound Gang

"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year I got here

Pennsylvania Bloodhound Gang

turn on red We are the moustaches The beatles grew when they dropped acid You are the heart dotting "i" In the word "apologize" Scribbled drunk on a postcard Sent from somewhere volcanoes are

Along Comes Mary Bloodhound Gang

sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch When vague desire is the fire In the eyes of chicks whose sickness Is the games they play And when the masquerade is played The

THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN Bloodhound Gang

You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last

Hell Yeah The Bloodhound Gang

We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.

Lift your Head up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) Bloodhound Gang

Even if I spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me 'Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Bloodhound Gang

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said

Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

Why is everybody always pickin' on me?

Asleep At The Wheel The Bloodhound Gang

in the back Is the beat keeper big ass speaker Jumbo woofer rattle tweeter Dial is turned and there it's stayin' The next day where Stern is playin' You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's

Asleep At The Wheel (Album Version) The Bloodhound Gang

Is the beat keeper big ass speaker Jumbo woofer rattle tweeter Dial is turned and there it's stayin' The next day where Stern is playin' You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's under my hood

Your Only Friends Are Make Believe (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do You are my best friend too I share the same views and hardly ever argue Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span And rock out to old school Duran

Go Down Bloodhound Gang

Step back cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang bangs more than the Dirty Dozen Alley oop here comes the slam you know where I stand I'm feelin' like Anthrax cause you know I'm the man Yea I dug

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter.

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk Bloodhound Gang

One night me and the crew hit the rad on a mission To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin' Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus And Daddy's gonna

Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Bloodhound Gang

McFeelie if there's postage due You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend But in the end I still have no friends Do do do do do do do do do

Lift Your Head Up High Bloodhound Gang

Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz? Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics? Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?

Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

, Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?, Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?, Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?

RIGHT TURN CLYDE Bloodhound Gang

Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me Gave your girl

THREE POINT ONE FOUR Bloodhound Gang

Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word So what if I'm

Going Nowhere Slow Bloodhound Gang

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So

Going Nowhere Slow (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So

It's Tricky Bloodhound Gang

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's tricky

It's Tricky (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's

No Hard Feelings (The Craig Groove Remix (Explicit Version)) Bloodhound Gang

anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash I put out despite the

YUMMY DOWN ON THIS Bloodhound Gang

house But I can’t so here’s where you come in Giving it "Diff’rent Strokes" just like Arnold Drummond Hummin’ hmm hmm good like Campbell’s And you’ll handle the sack like the quarterback Randall

No Hard Feelings (The D.J. Q-Ball Remix (Explicit Version)) Bloodhound Gang

anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash I put out despite the

Your Only Friends Are Make Believe (Album Version) The Bloodhound Gang

I just got your message baby So sad to see you fade away What in the world is this feeling To catch a breath and leave me reeling It'll get you in the end, its god's revenge Oh I know I should come clean

Shut Up Bloodhound Gang

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn

Shut Up (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn

MOPE Bloodhound Gang

Playin' spin the bottle with my mom I watch "Cops" with no pants on Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes

No Hard Feelings (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash I put out despite the

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny The Bloodhound Gang

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're

Boom Bloodhound Gang

Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give

Coo Coo Ca Choo Bloodhound Gang

Coo Coo Ca Choo Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are You are a hollywood star you're the high priestess by far And you know this tune's for you we call it coo coo ca choo And it's a very

Boom (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

Yo, Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track.

MAGNA CUM NADA Bloodhound Gang

I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away ‘cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been much better off as a still birth