Happy Is Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines down upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy Till I annihilate you Like some

Happy Is The Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy Ya' know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy 'till I annihilate you Like some worm

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

I'm so happy I just can't wait!

Swordfish Dead Milkmen

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those -ologies But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner had dropped from outta the sky I was so darned happy that I couldn't beleive

Like To Be Alone The Dead Milkmen

Sometimes I like to be alone (x2) But when I hear your voice I don't have any choice I want to crawl right through the phone And I don't want to be alone Sometimes I need to get away (x2) But when

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

And we'll fly to where the skies are blue And look for things both bright and new" And on a pretty Sunday morning A bunch of pretty Baptist girls Linked their pretty hands and they sang Life is

At the Moment Dead Milkmen

At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey At the moment The animals will talk We will disappear At the moment When all is one At the moment You made up your mind Buildings

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could do it and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up in flames Let's have sex without birth

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Cheese is the one thing that's indestructible How much is your Blue Cross deductible?

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by midgets The Pope owns CBS The subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone fridgid The President's painted green Jesus Christ

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around

Filet of Sole Dead Milkmen

Filet of sole baby Is my favorite dish Filet of sole baby When the dish is fish Cause oh, I lose control When you serve filet of sole Now your cooking baby Got an appetite Said your cooking

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

Tiny Town Dead Milkmen

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene pool's

Beach Song Dead Milkmen

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas They're so zany I don't wanna be on the beach No!

The Fez Dead Milkmen

Hello Collin It's the fez Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god?

Methodist Coloring Book Dead Milkmen

You've got a Methodist Coloring Book and you color really well But don't color outside the lines or God will send you to Hell 'Cause God hates war and God hates crime But He really hates people who

Watching Scotty Die Dead Milkmen

I've got a kid His name is Scott He's going blind And his blood just will not clot The doctors line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose There is a field Where Scotty used to play Until

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

She went to college and she started the Lesbian Eskimo Midget Albino Student Union, and 400 people signed up! There they were. Hundreds of 'em - lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos.

I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep

Rastabilly Dead Milkmen

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes And my baby's

Nutrition Dead Milkmen

Now my life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fucking backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit cards I've got nowhere to go

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was formaldehyde

Dollar Signs in Her Eyes Dead Milkmen

She's tripping over the flowers in her garden The weeds are growing high She dropped her laundry off at school And hung her children on the clothesline to dry She's throwing trash in her swimming

Plum Dumb Dead Milkmen

She stands there on the corner Got raspberry jeans Waiting and watching and oh God here he comes Pulls up beside here in a sporty machine Rolls down his window And hands here a bag of plums plums

Junkie Dead Milkmen

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say?

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited To Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So

Nitro Burning Funny Cars Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump Test our love let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I've never seen this sight before The world became a shrinking ball I asked where you were taking me You said, "Shut up and you will see."

Lucky Dead Milkmen

Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel Prom date pukes on her brand new dress Wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits a tree and then explodes

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

Here he comes, he's coming down the street With his drunken wife and his kids that he beats He's gonna tell you that life is hard And then he'll dump his trash in your back yard You'll here lots

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

Howard Beware Dead Milkmen

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard beware Howard

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

box Teenage suicide rate's shot high And we understand the reasons why Bleach does more than whitens socks Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?

Ringo Buys a Rifle Dead Milkmen

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him what to say

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life In the guest-room bathtub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke looseout in the middle of the nigth And now it's eating flower children left and right!

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

A worm farm is for worms, and a maggot farm is for maggots, and Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state. Three feet long. Of course, now Earl pleads this might be due to the fact that St.

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

baby But Jeannie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you Somebody left a body in the

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

Six Days Dead Milkmen

I've been to Phoenix So Goddamn got 110 in the shade Didn't like it a lot I've been to L.A.

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Neighbors try to run me down Because I'm such a mess Maybe it's cause of the

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

I mean the Captain and Tenille were musical innovators. I mean really...

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

Gave to the gorilla girl Gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl Unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine Great knowledge could she grasp But once she ate a golf pro

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland Their always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost

Do the Brown Nose Dead Milkmen

We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics. My name is Lester Shy, and these fine gentlemen all around me - why they're The Shyphonics. And we hail PROUDLY from Fargo, North Dakota.

Big Scary Place Dead Milkmen

All the stores have Anything you want In this big scary place In this big scary place Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait In this big scary place In this big scary place The days