Tiny Town Dead Milkmen

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene pool's

Tiny Town (Live) The Dead Milkmen

This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round We got ourself a sheriff and his name's Bobby Joe One day he said to me ""Them punk rockers

Tiny Town The Dead Milkmen

This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round We got ourself a sheriff and his name's Bobby Joe One day he said to me ""Them punk rockers

Epic Tales of Adventure Dead Milkmen

his dirty socks with tiny bloody holes It's shoes and it's feet and the end of the world It's shoes and it's feet and the end of the world It's shoes and it's feet and the end of the world There's

Stuart (Live) The Dead Milkmen

But they don't know ... what the queers are doing To the soil! You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid.

Right Wing Pigeons (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Stuart Dead Milkmen

You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans.

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud Dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people

Bitchin' Camaro (Live) The Dead Milkmen

I don't know Well uh, rumor around town says You might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore What ya gonna do down there?

Where the Tarantula Lives (Live) The Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by Midgets Pope owns CBS Subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox, gone frigid The President's painted green Jesus Christ has been

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by midgets The Pope owns CBS The subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone fridgid The President's painted green Jesus Christ

Brat in the Frat Dead Milkmen

I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like you average life Hope you do not take a wife I hope you

Ringo Buys a Rifle Dead Milkmen

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him what to say

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

Lucky (Live) The Dead Milkmen

(One, two, three huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits

Nutrition (Live) The Dead Milkmen

life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fuckin' backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit card I've got nowhere to go Just hang out on the

Swordfish (Live) The Dead Milkmen

believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie I believe in all that TV crap And I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish Came up from the

Rastabilly (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes And my baby's got a

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could do it and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up in flames Let's have sex without birth

V.f.w. (Live) The Dead Milkmen

in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up world We're all members of a fucked up world My neighbours try to run me down Because I'm such a mess Maybe it's cause of the

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited To Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So

Tacoland (Live) The Dead Milkmen

And I get really tossed I wish my band would always play Tacoland, I want to stay You'll understand When you go on Down to Tacoland There's a girl with dirty hair She's got her dress up in the

River Town Live

And from a tiny river town you came With mamma’s rock-star dreams in tow, and daddy’s brains But the rats they fought you oh yeah tooth and nail With the way they rigged this game, you had to fail

Blues Song The Dead Milkmen

"""We can stand naked on the corner of Main Street, baby, and Let everybody slow down and take a look You can drive your Cadillac to the library, baby, and maybe read the Last ten pages of an Agatha Christie

Laundromat Song (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"(1--2--1-2-1-2-3-4) Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows

Tiny Town Hamel

Nothing in the tiny town Can bring me down Nothing in the whole wide world to make me frown I wish i'd believe in me But sone things aren't meant to be As time is slowly eating up my room Nothing you can

Surfin' Cow (Live) The Dead Milkmen

Find my baby Gonna find her now She looks like Patti Smith Surfin' cow Surf's up dude Surf's up dude Find my baby Gonna find her now Gonna drag her home Surfin' cow Surf's up dude

Big Lizard (Live) The Dead Milkmen

lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin' nifty But I just can't afford to feed it And you should see the

Tiny Town Wouter Hamel

Nothing in the tiny town Can bring me down Nothing in the whole wide world to make me frown I wish i`d believe in me But sone things aren`t meant to be As time is slowly eating up my room Nothing

Train I Ride The Dead Milkmen

Enough to wipe out the state of Maine Oh, the evil, terrible things That I sent down those tracks I snuck them through your town at night Right behind your back On our little train (x2) The

Smokin' Banana Peels (Live) The Dead Milkmen

Burrow owl burrow owl burrow owl Smokin' banana peels, see how it feels Living is easy with ice cubes The world is swimmin' with electric eels Talk seriously to me brother Smokin' banana peels,

The Fez Dead Milkmen

Hello Collin It's the fez Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god?

I Walk the Thinnest Line (Live) The Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

The Badger Song Dead Milkmen

legally dead I want to make friends with the badger From the heart I want to make friends with the badger You know it I wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends

The Guitar Song Dead Milkmen

Wanna play the guitar? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood?

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

our flower pots There ain't nothin' they haven't got They own the papers and the TV's The water works, record companies Let me remind you, They own the talk shows They make the rules They own

At the Moment Dead Milkmen

At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey At the moment The animals will talk We will disappear At the moment When all is one At the moment You made up your mind Buildings

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

Beach Song Dead Milkmen

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas They're so zany I don't wanna be on the beach No!

Happy Is Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines down upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy Till I annihilate you Like some

Thing That Only Eats Hippies (Live) The Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life in his guest room bath tub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke loose out in the middle of the night And now it's eatin' flower children left and right

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit! A young Watoosi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?'

Take Me to the Specialist Dead Milkmen

I like to scream I like to yell They say I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yellow ones Take me

Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

After two years and two hundred thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know they're up there still Cause we were giants in those days And I was always the one Who said

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I