Where the Tarantula Lives (Live) The Dead Milkmen

frozen in ice But He still makes the scene Everybody wants to know what gives But I know where the Tarantula lives Jim Bakker got eaten by wombats Fever's spread to town Ol' Doris Day has been

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by midgets The Pope owns CBS The subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone fridgid The President's painted green Jesus Christ

Where the Tarantula Lives The Dead Milkmen

frozen in ice But He still makes the scene Everybody wants to know what gives But I know where the Tarantula lives Jim Bakker got eaten by wombats Fever's spread to town Ol' Doris Day has been

Tarantula The Aquabats

Marianne was a good girl The daughter of Professor Jones One fateful day during a walk through the jungle She fell into the catacombes Now it's dark and damp And she's without a lamp Will the Professor

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

In a world where ministers murder golf pros Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died When we get to Graceland We'll have to ride a bus We'd better watch our language Or the guards'll beat us up We'll get to make some cheap jokes And

Tarantula Offing

I've been waiting this for a long time My inner crusade was Cocooning to get the sunshine Long nights are over I'm prepared to take over Let's intrude To get some good old things Good things are gonna

Stuart (Live) The Dead Milkmen

You're not like the other People, here, in the trailer park. Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're Good Americans.

Stuart Dead Milkmen

You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans.

Tacoland (Live) The Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go And not feel alone Tacoland, it's a panacea Tacoland, they're always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go on Down to Tacoland When I feel

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could do it and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up in flames Let's have sex without birth

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited To Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So

Bitchin' Camaro (Live) The Dead Milkmen

I don't know Well uh, rumor around town says You might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore What ya gonna do down there?

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I've never seen this sight before The world became a shrinking ball I asked where you were taking me You said, "Shut up and you will see."

Brat in the Frat Dead Milkmen

I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like you average life Hope you do not take a wife I hope you

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

Serrated Edge Dead Milkmen

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch That's where I'm gonna build my church Ain't gonna be no priest ain't gonna be no boss Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross I don't piss I don't

Ringo Buys a Rifle Dead Milkmen

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him what to say

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half them all of the time" He said "Yes

Lucky (Live) The Dead Milkmen

(One, two, three huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

The Guitar Song Dead Milkmen

Wanna play the guitar? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood?

Howard Beware Dead Milkmen

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard beware Howard

Nutrition (Live) The Dead Milkmen

life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fuckin' backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit card I've got nowhere to go Just hang out on the

I Hear Your Name Dead Milkmen

Across the sea, across the sea That's where your hand was taking me Going to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name I better go now Someone's calling your name

Big Time Operator Dead Milkmen

Kill the mother fucker!

Swordfish (Live) The Dead Milkmen

believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie I believe in all that TV crap And I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish Came up from the

Rastabilly (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes And my baby's got a

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

V.f.w. (Live) The Dead Milkmen

in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up world We're all members of a fucked up world My neighbours try to run me down Because I'm such a mess Maybe it's cause of the

Thing That Only Eats Hippies (Live) The Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life in his guest room bath tub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke loose out in the middle of the night And now it's eatin' flower children left and right

Watching Scotty Die Dead Milkmen

I've got a kid His name is Scott He's going blind And his blood just will not clot The doctors line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose There is a field Where Scotty used to play Until

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

Geraldo and Donahue They own the state, they own the church They pick the winners on Star Search They own the Christians, they own the Jews They own the Mormons, Moslems, too They put the holes in

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

I mean the Captain and Tenille were musical innovators. I mean really...

Nitro Burning Funny Cars Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump Test our love let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their lives

Big Scary Place Dead Milkmen

All the stores have Anything you want In this big scary place In this big scary place Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait In this big scary place In this big scary place The days

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland Their always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost

Laundromat Song (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"(1--2--1-2-1-2-3-4) Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows

Tarantula The Smashing Pumpkins

i don't want to fight every single right everything i want is in your light you and me go there to places i don't know to care the spoils of all i got were left to scrounge don't let me say this but you're

Tarantula Faithless

Down in the shadows of your deepest secrets I sleep next to the precepts you hold most dear Your heart is in my province hour upon hour I shiver when you feel the cold, Everything you say I hear

Tarantula Savage Rose

Down in the shadows of your deepest secrets I sleep next to the precepts you hold most dear Your heart is in my province hour upon hour I shiver when you feel the cold, Everything you say I hear Like

Tarantula Meat Puppets

Down in the shadows of your deepest secrets I sleep next to the precepts you hold most dear Your heart is in my province hour upon hour I shiver when you feel the cold, Everything you say I hear Like

Tarantula Pendulum

Blad tarantula, Time for the massive come sing ya, Blad tarantula, Don't play with my style I might sting ya, Blad tarantula, You want me inject me bacteria, And if ya body goin' stiff, And your spine

Tarantula Mystikal

Dang I ain't come here for no dumb shit You tell me which one of them is the hardest nigga: lyrics or the drum kick?

Moron Dead Milkmen

Hangin out in the commode Listening to Depeche Mode You look like some kind of toad Why are you a moron?

Codename: Tarantula Sans Pareil

Codename Tarantula The city cloaked in night Hides all its secrets where the street lights barely shine Oh, crooked Councillor, on back seat with Maxine Her concealed camera has captured everything Codename

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl. He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm.

I Hate You, I Love You Dead Milkmen

What am I gonna do When I get next to you Wanna hold you close to me But you bring me misery I hate you but I love you I hate you but I love you Let's go to see a show Where to, well I don't