Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Whoa, the insanity Oh, dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity?

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, Ozzy's family, sho' love profanity Whoa, the insanity, oh dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity?

UHF Weird Al Yankovic

We gonna make a couch potato out of you. That's what we're goin' to do, now. Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial. We got it all on UHF.

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week Then, um, I'm takin' Birthday cake 'n' (Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon Throw it all on top of

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddenly spy Tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Ode To A Superhero (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel) Weird Al Yankovic

La la, li le la da dum Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man Sling us a web tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now And there's evil doers to fight Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddenly spy Tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

I'm highest bidder now (Junk keeps arriving in the mail) (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray) Oh yeah ...

Addicted To Spuds Weird Al Yankovic

Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns, and instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There's no kind you haven't tried You planned a trip to Idaho Just to watch potatoes grow I understand

Inactive Weird Al Yankovic

I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now wheezes I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa The

Ode To A Superhero Weird Al Yankovic

ODE TO A SUPERHERO Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Trigger Happy Weird Al Yankovic

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later

lose yourself eminem

Artist: Eminem Album: 8 Mile Soundtrack * Song: Lose Yourself Typed by: Noitacguht@aol.com, dj.flash@pobox.com * only the first single is being published before the release date [Intro]

Sports Song Weird Al Yankovic

Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We’re gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we’re speaking figuratively Our stats are thoroughly impressive

Lose Yourself Eminem

he knows when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo, this whole rap shit He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Chorus] You better...lose

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

So the very next day we loaded up the car With potato skins and pickled weiners, Crossword puzzles, Spider-Man comics, and mama's home made rhubarb pie Pulled out of the driveway and the neighbors

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Lose Yourself Eminem

that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo This whole rap shit He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Hook:] You better lose

Lose Yourself Eminem

Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity, oh, There goes rabbit he choked, he's so mad but he won't, Give up that easy, no, he won't have it he knows, His whole back's of these ropes, it don't matter

lose yourself Eminem

Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity, oh, There goes rabbit he choked, he's so mad but he won't, Give up that easy, no, he won't have it he knows, His whole back's of these ropes, it don't matter

Craigslist Weird Al Yankovic

insist Craigslist I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on Yeah Well, we shared a quick glance Saturday at the mall I never took a chance, never approached you at all You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of

Couch Potato 허지

Welcome to the life of a Couch Potato Got a bag of chips by his side 어딜 안 가도 손가락만 까딱 And I could get whatever I want 이불 밖은 위험해 해롭대 Heavy introvert what I be 오늘 난 피곤해 so don’t call me 잠수타고 diving in my

Eat It Weird Al Yankovic

Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kind of

Achy Breaky Song Weird Al Yankovic

DJ, please I'm beggin' on my knees I just can't take no more of Billy Ray Don't play that song That "Achy Breaky" song The most annoying song I know And if you play that song That "Achy Breaky

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

I was only passin' by, But a paper caught my eye, And I learned a few things I never knew before. It said, "Your pet may be an extraterrestrial."

Lose Yourself Eminem

yourself in the music, 넌 네 자신을 음악속에 파뭍어 버리고, the moment you own it, you better never let it go (go) 그 순간은 너가 소유한거야, 절대 놓치지 마 You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow 단 한번의 기회만이 있어,

I Lost On Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

Well I knew I was in trouble now, My hope of winning sank, 'Cause I got the Daily Double now, And then my mind went blank. I took Potpourri for one hundred, And then my head started to spin.

Lose Yourself Eminem

절대 실패하지마 Cuz opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo 이런 기회는 삶 속에 단 한 번 오는 거라고 You better lose yourself in the music 너 당장 이 음악에 네 몸을 던져 The moment you own it you better never let it go, oh 네가 가지고

Polkarama! Weird Al Yankovic

["Beverly Hills" by Weezer] Beverly Hills - That's where I want to be! (gimme, gimme) Living in Beverly Hills Beverly Hills - Rolling like a celebrity!

That Boy Could Dance Weird Al Yankovic

He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't much to look at He never was very bright but at least there was one thing that he could do all right That boy could dance He was kind of

Belvedere Cruising Weird Al Yankovic

won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare Match my wits with a red Corvair And just the thought of

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

Each character is represented by a different instrument of the synthesized orchestra. For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is played by a flute, like this...

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

'Til you died Well, you're still alive And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You-ou-ou-ou-ou oughta know Hey

Carnival of the Animals Part Two, Introduction Weird Al Yankovic

This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-name Camille, in his

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin

Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic

cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before it's/its time You better find yourself

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

[State of Shock/The Jacksons,Mick Jagger] She looks so great, everytime I see her face. She put me in a state (ooh, state of shock) [Sharp Dressed Man/ZZ Top] Top coat. Top hat.

Toothless People Weird Al Yankovic

Toothless people...old and feeble, what I say No more of those pearly whites will they possess Their oral hygiene is frightful...a mess Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease At

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My neighbour's baby sitter Dated three of

Couch Potato The Busters

never get real mean i gave up havin' emotions - they happen on the telly screen i wanna watch the movies - i wanna watch the news i wanna watch the popshows - i want tv abuse Wrestling, Football, Planet Of

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown a fuse Oh

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

again Oh and mom would be fixing up something in the kitchen Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie And I'd spend all day long in the basement Torturing rats with a hack-saw And pulling the wings off of

Mission Statement Weird Al Yankovic

trajectory Using management's philosophy Advance our market share vis a vis Our proven methodology With strong commitment to quality Effectively enhancing corporate synergy Transitioning our company By

Lose Yourself (Inst.) Eminem

that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo This whole rap #### He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Hook:] You better lose

Your Horoscope For Today "Weird Al" Yankovic

Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos

Lose Yourself (Bonus) Eminem

yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime You better lose yourself