THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FUNERAL, I GOT SOME - I SNEAKED A YOUNG GIRL UP THE STAIRS AND PAST MY MUM. I TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF AND I PLAYED WITH HER BITS AND SHE DID THE SAME BUT IT TOOK AGES FOR ME TO COME.
TOO DRUNK AND GETTING OLD...
IT WAS A LOVELY SHOW FOR A GOD I DON'T BELIEVE IN. I COULDN'T SING A SINGLE NOTE AT THE SERVICE. WHEN THEY DID "HOW GREAT THOU ART" ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS MY OLD L.P. OF HYMNS BY ELVIS.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SIN...
I SAID TO LAURA, I HOPE I KNOW YOU FOREVER AND WHEN I'M GOING, I'M GOING THE VIKING WAY. LAY ME IN A BOAT WITH MY FAVOURITE THINGS AND SET ME ON FIRE AND SEND ME ON MY WAY.
KICK ME OUT TO SEA...
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SIN...