You say either and I say either
You say neither I say neither
Either either, neither neither
Let's call the whole thing off
You say potato, I say patattah
You say tomato, I say creole tomata
Oh, let's call the whole thing off
Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part and oh
If we ever part, that would break my heart
So, I say ursta you say oyster
I'm not gonna stop eatin' urstas just cause you say oyster, Oh, let's call the whole thing off
Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part and oh
If we ever part, that would break my heart
Oh, I say pajamas, you say pajamas
Sugar, what's the problem?
Oh, for we know we need each other so
We'd better call the calling off off
So let's call it off, oh let's call it off
Oh, let's call it off, baby let's call it off
Sugar why don't we call it off,
I'm talking baby why call it off
Call it off…
Let's call the whole thing off