[MRS. COHEN]
MARK, IT'S THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST
YOUR MOTHER
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM SCARSDALE
WE'RE ALL IMPRESSED THAT THE RIOT
FOOTAGE
MADE THE NIGHTLY NEWS
EVEN YOUR FATHERS SAYS MAZELTOV
HONEY - CALL HIM
LOVE MOM
[ALEXI DARLING (on the machine) ]
MARK COHEN
ALEXI DARLING FROM BUZZLINE
[MARK]
Oh, that show's so sleazy.
[ALEXI DARLING]
YOUR FOOTAGE ON THE RIOTS:A-ONE
FEATURE SEGMENT-NETWORK-DEALTIME
I'M SENDING YOU A CONRACT
KER-CHING KER-CHING
MARKY GIVE US A CALL 970-4301
OR AT HOME TRY 863-6754
OR - MY CELLPHONE AT 919-763-0090
OR - YOU CAN E-MAIL ME
AT DARLING ALEXI NEWSCOM DOT NET
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(BEEEEP!)