How to make a homemade mummy
Get a corpse get gauze get comfy
Shampoo and disinfect dead fluffy
For the hallowed excavation of his x marked tummy
Scalpel to stern the butter cutter b lines well
Tongs butterfly the unzipped feline shell
We'll be escorting vital organs
With exception of the precious kittens heart
Into the privacy of separate pickle jars
Or mayonnaise or jelly pick a card
Shit pick a part and scissor
Stomach lung intestine or liver
In a world of sanitizers and preservatives forever
Brain exterminated through the whiskers kiss and blow
Ditched I blank NY alone
We usher in the salts that call the husk home
Might embalm and stiffen and rid the fawn of all his liquids
Slather it in beeswax wrap it up in ribbons
Like limb by limb by tail by ear by chin
With the new hereafter I hereby win
I hope you vow to meow another day and never
Decompose by the way before we seal these molds
The shorten version goes
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Paper playgrounds leave your harvest
Take the brain out
Gadzooks punk's dead last good gut wrenched
Antennae sam cook black book pushead
Cat skulls stacked to the black hole sunset
Olive on a toothpick Dagwood Bumstead
Tagged hoof hatchery matter amass naturally
Bad wolf dash for the last rook castling
Blue ox red plaid bass pro flannel king
Hasbro crown sour apple Abba Zabba teeth
In poorly taken pictures antiquating on his mantlepiece
Before we only spoke in letters cut from magazines
Folk broke bear claws over gross coffee
Not as milquestoast men as los muertos walking
Ergo the scarecrow in rare barley
Squared off harpy to armchair say a prayer for me
I feel that mystifying times have gotten ugly
I also feel that you could learn a lot from a mummy
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Major take down eat your porridge
Take the brain out leave the carcass
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Games to reign now pleased to bargain
Take the brain out leafed in garlic
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Fading halos feeding herpes
Take the brain out eager starlets
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Take the brain out leave the heart in
Take the brain out