Wait a minute, man Hey, check this out, tell it It was this blind man, right
Man, check this out it was this blind man, right
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right
Hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
Woooooo, good morning, ladies
You like that shit, man Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man
I tell you what my man on the guitar, fool on the drums
everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like this Hey, help me sing it, homeboy
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
Well it was just sundown in a small white town They call it Eastside Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo', fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right The mutha fucker whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See, I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, check this out
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennesy
That country music really drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl in South Carolina fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia came in her mouth Man, I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she gets deported
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Have you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good SAY WHAT
And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but it takes her so long to come SAY WHAT
Then a dude walks in That's her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from Where you from, man
So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain I don't bang, you start talkin' real fast
But he's already mad, cause you fuckin' his woman, so he starts beatin' on your ass
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard but now it's soft WHUT
You thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed