Try to figure out something really good to tell her
No lame excuses it's time to be afraid
She's heard it all better think of something better
It's closin' in on judgement day
Better hang on you're in her sights
Try to take cover, she's ready to fight
She's a twister coming in a long black dress
Headin' your way, she's one hot mess
She'll shotgun you, hit you hard with truth
Like hail stones pounding on a hot tin roof
She's a storm cloud hanging right above your head
If looks could kill you'd already be dead
Should have thought about it before you started flirtin'
She's not the kind of girl to take that with a smile
You'd better duck and try to dodge her as you're leavin'
If she catche's up you'll be hurtin' a while
If you think she's crazy now
Wait til she get's you home
Cause man you ain't seen nothin'
Til she get's you alone