I'm almost 25, but I feel like I'm 17
I don't eat greens
and never keep my bedroom clean
I don't care about politics,
I never read the news
I just stay up late, procrastinate
and watch cartoons
And when I'm tying my laces,
I still make two bunny ears
And I watch all my friends settle down
as days turn into years
And I still sleep all alone,
because I've never learned to share
My success with anybody, but I swear
If I could grow up
If I could grow up
I would grow the fuck
Up
I'm almost 25, but I feel like a little girl
Who would rather spend her time
in an imaginary world
I'll accept your invitation
and I'll make up an excuse
For why I simply cannot make it,
that's why people call me rude
I'll only ever trust you
if you make a pinky promise
But I'll still tell you anything,
I'm way too fucking honest
And I always talk the loudest
until everybody stares
Because I'm desperate for attention,
but I swear
If I could shut up
If I could shut up
I would shut the fuck
Up
I wish I could be more like you
Mature enough to see things through
But everything I start, I quit
'Cause I am still a little kid
While everyone around me grows
I'm standing on my tippy toes
These shoes feel like they'll never fit
'Cause I am still a little kid
I am still a little kid
I am still a little kid
I am still a little kid
If I could grow up
If I could grow up
I would grow the fuck
Up
If I could grow up
If I could grow up
I would grow the fuck
Up