BIT 4

Dead Milkmen


Now I understand some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell you a
little bit about her.  She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino.  She went
to college and she started the Lesbian Eskimo Midget Albino Student
Union, and 400 people signed up!  There they were.  Hundreds of 'em -
lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos.  Did I mention the fact she's
left handed?  She's left handed alright.

Girls got some strange hobbies.  One of her hobbies is lowering children
into open man-holes.  Which is kind of difficult cause a lot of the
children are taller than her, her being a midget and everything - well,
her being a left-handed midget - well, her being a left-handed lesbian
midget - well, her left-handed lesbian albino midget - well, her being a
left-handed lesbian albino midget Eskimo.  Life can be really difficult
on that young lady.

She bit me once, you know.  Right here.  You see this?  Left a mark.
She was lowering a friend of mine's kid into the sewer.  I run up and
tried to stop her.  I said 'Listen there you lesbian midget left-handed
albino!'  And she stopped right there.  And she bit me!

I'm afraid I'm gonna... I'm gonna  turn into a lesbian left-handed
midget albino when the moon is full.  Oh my God the moon is full
tonight!  I can feel myself shrinking.  I can feel myself getting
left-handed.  I can feel myself getting the urge to build an igloo.  I
can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red.  I can feel - I
can feel the urge to buy a Suzanne Vega album!

NOOOO!!!  NOOOO!!!!  NOOOO!!!!  AUUGGGHHH!!!

Oh, ok, it's just gas.

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