Dick "Magic Ears" Nubbler: Hey uh, Skwisgaar uh, you might wanna check uh, you sound a little flat
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Whats dat? Whats dat?
Dick: You sound a little flat...
Skwisgaar: What? Whats dat?
Toki Wartooth: He Wonts admits it
Dick: Your guitar
Nathan Explosion: It sounds like your flat
Dick: Your Guitar sounds like its flat
[Band members ramble about Skwisgaar's guitar being flat]
William Murderface: Turn that lever
Toki: He wonts admits it.[In unison with Nathan]
Nathan: his guitar is fll-
William: Uh, its got-, you gotta turn that lever on the top
Skwisgaar: The high ones? The high strings?
Nathan: Hey it's Nathan- Hey Skwisgaar it's Nathan, your guitars outta tune, just a little bit
Skwisgaar: Which ones makes it goes tighter?
William: Turn that gear that's, connected to the string
Skwisgaar: It's doesn'ts seems to wants to go...ins tunes, ya'know
Pickles: Dude you're, you're tuning it the wrong, dude you're tuning it the, your tuning it the wrong way. Skwisgaar your tuning it too low-
William: It sounds good! It sounds right!
Pickles: -you're tuning it the wrong way- lemme get in there, lemme get in there, just lemme get in there!
Pickles: Hey, i'm in here now, ok?
Skwisgaar: Alright fine! Go ahead!
Pickles: Lemme try to tune it dude. You just, you gotta go higher than that
William: You need a tuning fork?
Pickles: Now it's going up see, it's going up see, up see, thats where it's gotta be. See it sounds better, dude it's only getting better
Skwisgaar: Yeah it sounds better, yup...
*String snaps, electric guitar sounds*
Skiwgaar: Oh, you brokes it...
Dick: Hey uh, guys, uh-
Pickles: Yeah?
Dick: Try- Just try to tune the next one ok? Just try to tune the next one. Cuz the first one, we lost the first one
Dick: The first one's a gonner
William: Let me in there, lemme in there, lemme in there. Ju- LET ME IN THERE! Just- here, eh
William: I'm in here now
Skwisgaar: Hi
Pickles: Hey
William: Look, here's what we gotta do. The first one is just too high, do this one like this. See, move it and move it. Move it there...
*String snaps, electric guitar sounds*
William: Somethin's not right!
Skwisgaar: Somethin's wrong here!
William: Obviously...
Pickles: Dude! What's wrong with this? There's something wrong here
Dick: Hey guys. uh, sounds like we lost uh, the second one in there
Skwisgaar: Yeahs, we just losts the second one
Pickles: Yeah, we just lost it
Dick: Uh you know what, lets just uh... Lets just move on to the next one ok?
Skwisgaar: Yeah...okay
Dick: And uh, lets salvage what we can, you know
Pickles: Tune the next one!
Toki: Let's me in there!
Dick: It's uh... Lets get somthin on tape today ok? So, just uh, try to get the next one in tune ok? Cuz it sounds a little off... sounds a little off
Toki: I'm goin inz there
Toki: I'm inz here now
Pickles: Hi Tokis
William: Hi Toki
Toki: You just take it, like this and tunes with, thumbs and fore fingers-
Skwisgaar: Ooooh yeah. yeahyeahyeah
Toki: -and just turns it, and listens, and turns and listens-
Pickles: That's what we were doing!
Toki: ...-and turns and listens, and turns and-
*String snaps, electric guitar sounds*
Toki: That's-that's not right!
Pickles: There's-there's somethin' wrong with this!
William: See? SEE?
Pickles: -I think it's the strings!
Pickles: I think it's the strings!
Toki: I think...there's something wrong with the strings!
Skwisgaar: Yeah, maybes it's the strings!
Toki & Skwisgaar: Yeah, maybe it's the strings!
Pickles: There's something wrong the strings!
Dick: Hey uh guys? Hey guys, guys? Guys? It sounds like we uh, we lost uh, another string, I mean I don't-
Skwisgaar: Yeah...
Dick: I don't know what to do with you-
William: That's what it sounds like in here
Dick: I mean I'm at a loss. Maybe I should just uh, you know uh, cut you loose for the day, and hire a tech or something to get in here and take a look at this thing...[In Unison with William]
William: Yeah! Titty bar! Cut us loose man, fuck this shit! ...See ya...
Swkisgaar: Dude, it's not happenens
Dick: Because I don't- I don't know what to do. I- I, uhh-
Nathan: You know what?- You know what? I have an- I got an idea. I can join let me try, lemme me,- just let me get in there-
Dick: Hey, Nathan wants to give it a shot, guys
Nathan: let me get in- let me get in there!
Dick: Nathan wants to get in there
Nathan: I'm in here now
Everyone: Hi Nathan
Nathan: so here's what you gotta- Everybody grab the last few strings-
Pickles: Well, that's what we've been-
Nathan: -and just twist them very uh, its about being gentle and listening to the instrument. Cuz playing a musical instrument-
Skwisgaar: Ohhh.... yeah, yeah...
Pickles: Yeah... yeah ok, ok
[murmurs of agreement]
Nathan: -just... very gently
[Strings snap, electric guitar sounds]
[Nathan throws guitar down]
Nathan: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRO- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG-!
Everyone: I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE STRINGS!