Try Dial-a-vibe
Say, are you paralyzed from the neck up
Wanna get pissed off
Dial seven-eleven-nine-ought-zero-niner-niner
dial four-thousand-million six-trillion
*Channel changing*
Remember ladies:
Destroy the odor that proclaims your sex
Use sweet breeze
When he gets between your knees, use Sweet Breeze
*Channel changes*
Just mail- five cents, just a nickel
Along with five cents
Remember, send either five cents in coin, with either-
Five cents, just a nickel
Now, full detail of the offer later
Intro
And if he speaks to you, you know what to do
Pretend to be scared and answer his questions
Eh, there's a first time for everything
Are you sure he'll come It's getting late
He'll com all right, doesn't matter how late it is
We'll be here waiting for him
What's that
Go ahead, peak behind the curtains
Verse: MF DOOM
How DOOM hold heat then preach non-violence
Shhh, he about to start the speech, c'mon, silence
On one starry night, I saw the light
Heard a voice that sound like Barry White, said Sure you right
Don't let me find out who tried to bite
They better off goin' to fly a kite in a firefight
During tornado time with no coat than I caught ya
Wrote the book on rhymes, a note from the author
-Come back here Come back here-
Got a breadwinner style to get a inner child to finna smile
And that's no exaggeration
The doctor told a patient It's all in your imagination negro
Ahh, what do he know
About the buttery flow, he need to cut the ego
Trippin'
To date the Metal Fellow
Been rippin' flows
Since New York plates was ghetto yellow with broke blue writing
This is too exciting
Folks leave out the show feelin' truly enlightened
They say The Villain been spitting enough lightning
To rock shock the Boogie Down to Brighton, alright, then
Outro
*Yelling*
Wake up, wake up
You've been dreaming, you've been
And I got bruises to prove it
It was all a dream You're not dead
Not that I heard
Am I supposed to be Am I supposed to
If it was a dream, it was so real
*Phone hangs*
Well