Worlds greatest mystery
The love between a woman and a man
Some guys are Romeos
And others simply do the best they can
Im just your average ordinary Joe
Trying to learn the things I never knew I had to know
Whats a man supposed to do
I cant get no kick from 9 5, no no
And Im not a man who thinks its true
Its a womans place to keep our love alive
I've watched enough daytime TV to know my babys needs
But sometimes I swear, shes impossible to please
She says you give me all that I want of your money babe
But you never take me dancing
Never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby
But you never take me dancing
Never take me dancing
I think I do a lot to show how I feel about her in my way
Roses on our anniversary, candlelight and me on her birthday
Just went I thought that I, I had it all worked out
She says I still dont know just what its all about
She says you give me all I want of your money babe
But you never take me dancing
Never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby
But you never take me dancing
Never take me dancing
Im just your average ordinary Joe
I'm trying to learn the things I never knew I had to know
You give me all that I want of your money babe
But you never take me dancing
Never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby
But you never take me dancing
Never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby
But you never take me dancing
Never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby