U.G.I.
I'm not a genius, I'm more like a genie
Granting girls wishes from my stone cold bikini yeah
Sewing up ideas like delicious kisses
I'll play with your mind but I don't do your dishes, boy
Say it again
U.G.I. (my philosophy)
U.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)
U.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
U.G.I. (I'll say it again)
I say, I say, an intellectual genie
I'm making bullshit disappear like I'm Hou-fuckin-dini
Turntables around with my smile bright and gleaming
You think I'll take your order boy
You must be fucking dreaming
U.G.I. (my philosophy)
U.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)
U.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
U.G.I. (I'll say it again)
Cuz I'm extra special and I'm burning bright
I'm a UFO blazing thru your starry night
You try to shoot me down girl cuz you just don't understand
That a woman like me can't be bound to one plan
U.G.I. (my philosophy)
U.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)
U.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
U.G.I. (I'll say it again)
I don't wanna say I want to, and I don't wanna say I don't
Sometimes the secret is, sometimes the secret is yes yes yes yes
U.G.I. (my philosophy)
U.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)
U.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
U.G.I. (I'll say it again)