come on baby, let's get in the car / i'm gonna take you real, real far / i'm gonna paint your mamma's face on the door / you ain't gonna see her anymore
cuz i'm gonna be your race car driver / your race car driver
they're gonna paint a red flame firebird on front / i will be evil knievel, you can double my stunts
this ain't no malibu barbie corvette / this is a real 350 v-8, fuel-injected engine from a private liner jet
and i'm gonna be your race car driver / your race car driver
come on baby, let's get on the road / let's get on track / and i will grab the wheel / like it was your hair i was pulling back / i'm gonna straddle the line / swear to god it's gonna take you real far / i'm just a real small man in a real big car / and i'm gonna be your race car driver
got studded tires, excuse me if i'm blunt / i've got ribbed rims for her pleasure up front / got fuzzy dice with a secret door / full of flavored serums, breath fresheners and more
and i'm gonna be your race car driver / your race car driver
anybody ever tell you you look smashing by the dashboard light / come on baby gonna make you feel alright / we'll take you at high warp speed / it's better than watching star trek / after you smoked weed
and i'm gonna be your race car driver / your race car driver
come on baby, let's get on the road / let's get on track / and i will grab the wheel / like it was your hair i was pulling back / i'm gonna straddle the line / swear to god it's gonna take you real far / i'm just a real small man in a real big car / and i'm gonna be your race car driver
so come on baby, tell me what's your answer, you gonna cross the line? / ah, quit your sniveling, it's no or yes this time / what you're hungry? / we'll stop by mickey d's for a happy meal / eat a regular hot dog or a deal on wheels
and i'm gonna be your race car driver / your race car driver
i can see that you're not impressed / by the way that you are fully dressed / looks like i'll have to pull out all the stops / i'm a sensitive man of the 90's, sweetheart, / who cares for your emotional well-being an awful lot
and i'm gonna be your race car driver / your race car driver
come on baby, let's get on the road / let's get on track / and i will grab the wheel / like it was your hair i was pulling back / and i will straddle the line / swear to god it's gonna take you real far / i'm just a real small man in a real big car / and i'm gonna be your race car driver / yes, i'm gonna be your race car driver