There once was a pig named Toot Toot
Who needed some hay for his horse
So where did he go to buy it
The hay market of course
Toot Toot wore his favorite boots
The heels were very high
They caught the eye of an astronaut
Who was passing by
The astronaut said I love those boots
What would you say to a swap
Your boots for a ride in my rocket
The market’s my next stop
So the deal was done and oh what fun
The two friends had on their trip
And Toot Toot became the first pig
To fly a rocket ship