Well I fancy Laura Marling
But she's only sixteen
She hasn't even finished her GCSE's
But her voice is just so sexy
She plays a mean guitar
I love the songs she sings so much
I know them off by heart
Oh Laura
Oh Laura
What am I gonna do
If only I was ten years younger
And I wasn't going bald
Well I fancy Laura Marling
But she's already got her man
He's probably in her science class
Holding her hand
She's written him ten love songs
I've only written one
But if you hear it Laura
Would you sing along
Oh Laura
Oh Laura
What am I gonna do
If only I was ten years younger
And I wasn't going bald
Well I fancy Laura Marling, yeah
But so does everyone
You just wait until her album's out
And she's at number one
I'll still be at Nambucca
Singing to an empty room
When she wraps up a sold out tour
Head lining Shepherds Bush
Oh Laura
Oh Laura
What am I gonna do
If only I was ten years younger
And I wasn't going bald