A five tier cake and a Bill Blass gown
We'll invite the toast of every town
Oh what a wedding this will be
A picture perfect memory
Now the greats of the world will all be there
We'll invite the President, hell maybe even Cher
Dom Perignon for everyone
Yeah, that oughta get it done
But honey, if that ain't your idea of fun
Plan B
Drive to Vegas tie the knot
Spend your money on the slots
Honeymoon in the parkin' lot of the cheapest motel
Plan B
I always keep it handy in case I ever need
Something to fall back on if things go wrong
Plan B
Now on a luxury liner we'll lay in the sun
As we make our way to the Carribean
Enjoy the fruits of a tropical isle
Swim in the water wearing nothing but smiles
But baby, if that ain't your style
Plan B
We'll go fishin' at the dam
Eat our dinner from the pan
Make love the best we can in our sleeping bag
Plan B
Well I always keep it handy in case I ever need
Something to fall back on if things go wrong
Plan B
Einstein surely must have had his doubts
Houdini must have had more than one way out
All the great minds of this century
Had more than a trick up their sleeve
Plan B
Plan B
Well I always keep it handy
The perfect remedy
Something to fall back on if things go wrong
Plan B
If at first you don't succeed
Pick up and move on to
Plan B
Plan B
Plan B
If at first you don't succeed
Pick up and move on to
Plan B
Plan B