I am light as a feather
and as stiff as a board
I pay attention to things
that most people ignore
And I'm alright with the movies that
make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
That's for sure
And I am built like a mother
and a total machine
I feel for your every little issue,
I know just what you mean
And I make light of the darkness
I've got sun in my motherfuckin' pocket
Best believe, yeah, you know me
I forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American
I am light as a feather,
I'm as fresh as the air
Coca-Cola bottles that
I only use to curl my hair
I got class and integrity
just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear
With love to spare
Forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American bitch
With perfect all-American lips
And perfect all-American hips
I know my place,
I know my place and this is it
I don't get angry when I'm pissed,
I'm the eternal optimist
I scream inside to deal with it, like, "Ah"
Like, "Ah" (Let's fucking go)
All the time, I'm grateful all the time
I'm sexy and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry
Oh, all the time,
I'm grateful all the time (All the fucking time)
I'm sexy and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry