Met a girl in the parking lot
And all I did was say hello
Her pepper spray
made it rather hard
For me to walk her home
But I guess that's the way it goes
Tell me again was it
love at first sight
When I walked by
and you caught my eye
Didn't you know love
could shine this bright
Well smile because you're the
deer in the headlights
Met a girl with a graceful charm
But when beauty
met the beast he froze
Got the sense I was not her type
By the black eye and bloody nose
But I guess that's the way it goes
Tell me again was it love
at first sight
When I walked by
and you caught my eye
Didn't you know love
could shine this bright
Well smile because
you're the deer in the headlights
It's suffocating to say
But the female mystique
takes my breath away
So give me a smile
or give me a sneer
Cause I'm trying to guess here
Tell me again was
it love at first sight
I walked by
and you caught my eye
Didn't you know love
could shine this bright
I'm sorry I ever tried
Deer in the headlights
Tell me again was
it love at first sight
When I walked by
and you caught my eye
Didn't you know love
could shine this bright
if life was a game
you would never play nice
if love was a beam
you'd be blind in both eyes
Put your sunglasses on
Cause you're the deer
in the headlights
You're the deer in the headlights
You're the deer in the headlights