Waking up without you
it's all in my head
I roll over to touch you, and see a horse's head
How did I arouse you with Keanu's face
How well did I endow you at Dirk Diggler's pace
How do you entice me with Beyoncé's face?
And when you slice and dice me
It's like Will and Grace
If I keep doing it my way
And you keep doing it your way
If I keep doing it my way
And you keep doing it your way
If I keep singing it my way
And you keep screaming it your way
We end up taking the highway
So let's try doing it my way and we'll be fine
Go to sleep without me
It's all in your head
Four glasses of NyQuil
Well burn up your bed
you keep on doing it your way
you keep on doing it your way
I keep on doing it my way
I keep on doing it my way
You keep on doing it your way
You keep on doing it your way
I keep on doing it my way
I keep on drinking the hard way
How do you despise me in a Michael Bolton way
I guess I might despise you like Meg Ryan's face
And how I deified you like j'los cheeks
And how you victimized me like R. Kelly's babes
I keep on doing it my way
I keep on doing it my way
You keep on doing it your way
You keep on doing it your way
If I keep singing it my way
And you keep screaming it your way
Both be taking the highway
So let's try doing it my way and we'll be fine
Watch the credits rolling
Can we be friends or is this the end?