Massacres, violence film at 10
Media scumbags strike a gain
Shove a microphone in some poor guys face
So your ratings can soar to outer space
Ken and Barbie on location
Pretty newsman masturbation
Not a way to spend my afternoon
I'd rather eat Doritos and watch cartoons
Channel 8 and the daily times
Make sure we don't forget those nasty crimes
Keep your TV on and stay inside
Or you'll end up a victim of homocide