Your TV image, sofa, and beers
Your gobbing off about Brittany Spears
Eaton, Cambridge - they paid for it all
You're just a wanker, but you think you're cool
You're shit, and you know it
You're a middle class wanker, and know it
You're shit, and you know it
I can see through your image: it's bullshit
Your PC image is just banal
You play it off with your sexist style
You ain't no different to what used to be
You wrap it up, call it comedy
You're shit, and you know it
You're a middle class wanker, and know it
You're shit, and you know it
I can see through your image: it's bullshit
You took the 3 Lions and made them your own
Who are you to say football coming home?
You ain't from the street
You're just so plastic, made a living out of being sarcastic
You're shit, and you know it
You're a middle class wanker, and know it
You're shit, and you know it
I can see through your image: it's bullshit