Saturday's boys live life with insults
Drink lots of beer and wait for half time results
Afternoon tea in the light a bite chat up the girls they dig it
Saturday's girls work in Tesco's and Woolworths
Wear cheap perfume 'cause its all they can afford
Go to discos they drink Babycham talk to Jan in bingo accents
Saturdays kids play one arm bandits
they never win but that's not the point is it
Dip in silver paper when their pints go flat
How about that far out
Their mums and dads smoke Capstan non filters
Wallpaper lives 'cause they all die of cancer
What goes on what goes wrong
Save up their money for a holiday
To Selsey Bill or Bracklesham Bay
Think about the future when they'll settle down
Marry the girl next door with one on the way
These are the real creatures that time has forgot
Not given a thought its the system
Hate the system what's the system
Saturdays kids live in council houses
Wear v necked shirts and baggy trousers
Drive Cortinas fur trimmed dash boards
Stains on the seats in the back of course