In life one has to
face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness
Diet and deportment
And other pointless
forms of sacrifice
Conversation Wit I am a doubter
Manners Charm
They're no way to impress
So forget the inner me
observe the outer
I am what I wear and how I dress
Oh now I believe in looking
Like my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka dotted
Striped or even checked
With the some glamour
guaranteeing
Every fiber on of my being
Is displayed to quite
remarkable effect
From your cradle via trousseau
To your deathbed you're on view so
Never compromise
accept no substitute
I would rather wear a barrel
Than conservative apparel
For my dress has always been
My strongest suit
Overwear
Underwear
Anytime
Anywhere
Staying in or hitting town wards
From the top and working downwards
I ensure that every stitch
is stitched in time
Is stitched in time
Whether wig or hat or turban
Whether clad boudoir or urban
Not to strut your stuff
outrageously's a crime
And the few who are invited
To my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander through my things
To find en route
We're wandering through your things
That in negligee or formal
I am anything but normal
For my dress has always been
My strongest suit
Overwear underwear
Anytime anywhere
Overwear underwear
I am what I wear
Anytime anywhere
Overwear underwear
Anytime anywhere
I said anytime
Overwear underwear
Anytime
Anywhere
So bring me all my finest
Most audacious my divinest
Most revealing
Most expensive and to boot
Most revealing
most expensive
Most arresting
Most arresting
Most heartstopping
Most heart stopping
Most free-flowing Overwear
Most eye-popping Underwear
Most arresting Anytime
Most heart stopping Anywhere
Dress has always been
My strongest suit I am what I wear
My strongest suit I am what I wear
You know that
I am what I wear
Dress has always been
My strongest suit
So bring me all my finest
Most audacious my divinest
Most revealing
Most expensive and to boot
Most revealing
most expensive
Most arresting
Most arresting
Most heartstopping
Most heart stopping
Most free-flowing Overwear
Most eye-popping Underwear
Most arresting Anytime
Most heart stopping Anywhere
Dress has always been
My strongest suit I am what I wear
My strongest suit I am what I wear
You know that
I am what I wear
Dress has always been my strongest
my strongest
my strongest
my strongest
my strongest
my strongest suit