He said I'll never be the face on a magazine
I hate my clothes and my hair and my genes
Type it out with 40,000 chimpanzees
And come and play the muppet that looks like me and my friends and everyone else who knows me
Always a pleasure never a chore
A red light flashing on and off for applause
Comfort blanket for the open sores of my friends and everyone else who knows me
Everybody loves me
They're always thinking of me
Everybody wants to be my special friend oh joy
Everybody loves me
Always thinking of me
An anthem for the low in self-esteem oh boy
Guess I'm pretty anxious of anxiety
But this is a place that we all must be
But you and I will never be blessed with the best of the rest and the 50 worst dressed of the decade
Everybody loves me
Always thinking of me
Everybody wants to be my special friend oh joy
Everybody loves me
Always thinking of me
An anthem for the low in self-esteem oh boy
We sing a song of freedom for the low in self-esteem
Surf a lowly singdom for the low in self-esteem
Everybody loves me
Always thinking of me
Everybody wants to be my special friend oh joy
Everybody loves me
Always thinking of me
An anthem for the low in self-esteem oh joy
Everybody loves me
Always thinking of me
An anthem for the low in self-esteem oh boy oh boy
Oh boy
I'm bored
All aboard...