Benji's Queer

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog
앨범 : Come Poop With Me

(Triumph)
All right. How many of you remember a show called...The TV Funhouse?  Well, we've got a surprise, for those of you who give a shit.  My good friend, bring him on here, EL DOUG!
Doug, how are you doing?
(Doug)
Well, I really miss the Anipals.
(Triumph)
Oh, that's so sweet. And who's your favorite animal? Yes?
(Doug)
Well, I have a song I want to sing about my favorite animal.
(Triumph)
YES???!!
(Doug)
Yeah, a little guy named Benji.
(Triumph)
FUCK YOU!!!!!
(Doug)
He goes on an adventure, and he always saves the day
That's why we love our Benji
(Triumph)
Even though we know he's gay!
Oh yes
Benji's gay, Benji's queer
He takes his doggy bones from the rear
He laps up jizz like Norm drank beer
And that's how we know that Benji's queer
(Doug)
Why are you saying that? Triumph, Benji's not gay.
(Triumph)
Have you been living under a rock? Just keep going.
(Doug)
He saved his kidnapped owner, and he saved pups from a flood
(Triumph)
He always gets a boner, from his poster of Air Bud
Oh yes
Benji's queer, Benji's gay
He sees two balls and he barks "HOORAY!"
He gave head to the Shaggy D.A.
And that's how we know that Benji's gay
(Doug)
You know, Triumph, I think you're being a little bitter.
(Triumph)
Bitter? Who's bitter? I'm just stating a simple fact.
(Doug)
But it's a terrible thing to say about Benji.
(Triumph)
Now, Doug, listen. Compared to what other dogs do, what these famous
celebrity dogs do, it's pretty soft.
(Doug)
Really?
(Triumph)
Yes. Doug, It's the famous ones, it's like perv city. Take a listen.
Eddie from Frasier pays a pug, and watches him fuck his wife
And Beethoven can only come when he's gasping for his life
Now Old Yeller liked his golden showers, that's how he got his name
And Spuds bangs dogs that were put to sleep, then spews from his own shame
(Doug)
Wowza!!
(Triumph)
Yeah, pretty ugly, isn't it?
(Doug)
Yeah.
(Triumph)
So you see, it's not so bad that...
(Both)
Benji's queer, Benji's gay
He sees two balls and he barks "HOORAY!"
He's served more cock than a Chick-Fil-A
It's totally fine that Benjis gay.
(Triumph)
Good God, he's queer!

그외 검색된 가사들

가수 노래제목  
GO-GO`S Johnny Are You Queer?  
Garbage Queer  
Garbage Queer  
TJR Come Back Down (Feat. Benji Madden)  
Thompson Twins Queer  
The Go-Go's Johnny Are You Queer? -(Live)  
Benji Knockin' On Heaven's Door (The Voice Performance)  
벤지 (비아이지) [BENJI (B.I.G)], 혜이니 (HEYNE) 듀엣  
The Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks  
Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks  
TJR Come Back Down (Feat. Benji Madden) (Original Mix)  
Pixie Lott What Do You Take Me For? (Benji Boko Remix) (Feat. Pusha T)  
The Flaming Lips Pilot Can At The Queer Of God  
Tonight Alive Breakdown (Feat. Benji Madden Of Good Charlotte)  
Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version)  
The Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version)  
9단지 독서실 스파르타 (Feat. DJ Tiz, Queer Duck, J2HM, Real-J)  
N.E.R.D Jump (Feat. Benji Madden & Joel Madden)  
N.E.R.D. Jump ( feat. Joel Madden and Benji Madden )  

관련 가사

가수 노래제목  
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog I Keed  
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog I Keed (Clean Version)  
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Who  
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Underage Bichon  
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Lick Myself  
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Blackwolf  
Garbage Queer  
Garbage Queer  
Thompson Twins Queer  
Skylark The triumph  




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