Lady picture show,
she hides behind the bedroom door
Lady picture show
she hides behind the bedroom wall
She hides because she don't know nothin',
don't know nothin' any more
She keeps a funny face it's locked and bagged it's just outside the door
She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face
She doesn't know her name
She doesn't know her face anymore
And don't believe
Lady picture show,
she hides behind the bedroom door
Lady picture girl,
I think them boys don't like your show
Lady picture show them boys are gone,
should just say no
Your wedding present's not so daisy picture perfect anymore
Lady funny face
it's locked and bagged it's just outside the door
Don't know nothin' anymore