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I know I said I loved you and I know I was drunk,
And your low cut jeans showed off the teddybears on your underwear
And yeah, your ring tone tune was junk
As I watched you scanning groceries,
I was eating donuts from a bag
Your friends told me it was your birthday today
They had a stripogram coming in a thong the colors of the flag
And the sky was so blue it was scary
But your eyes were like nebulae, Mary
You were counting out change, I said, Me, I'm for sale, baby
You said, Yeah, but your sell by date was yesterday
So I pretended I was listening to the classical music
That was purring over the house PA
A lucky roll of the cosmic dice saw us dancing a two step
Gone 3 AM in some sleepy bar,
I said, Look, I'll just back off if you want me to
You said, You just stay exactly where you are
I said, I'm like a vampire, Mary, I'm scared of the sunrise
As the taxicab's headlights rolled across your face anti clockwise