Simon Diamond sold his soul
Changed his name by deed poll
Started out as Simon Russell
Lived his life inside a nutshell
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He couldn't take the public scorn
Changed from human to plant form
Now he swapped his legs for roots
His arms and soil are in cahoots
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What will become of Simon Diamond
Water himself
Can't change the climate
What will become of Simon Diamond
Water himself
Can't change the climate
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That'll do (That'll do) (16x)
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